Introduction

Hi, and thanks to everyone at Thunder’s for making this such a great place. It is refreshing to find a pace that has intelligent people to talk to, a healthy sense of humor (that doesn’t get abusive), and is lacking in all the “DoOd TaLk” (ebonics?) and immature sidetracking of many places on the web today. Wow, they even speak REAL ENGLISH here, too. What a concept.

Well to get on with things, I first joined here almost two years ago; after accidentally “catching wind” of Thunder’s Place. I was the chatroom moderator of an e-stim website. During one of my frequent late-night chats with the administrator, we started talking about “this-n-that”, and he turned me on to Thunder’s Place! My curiousity was piqued. Especially the part about “permanent” gains. I had always wondered if it was possible somehow, despite what everyone says. (It’s funny how things like that happen, I think. You have this “thing”… like an “inner voice” or “inner thinking” that’s trying to tell you something, and everybody around you says the “little voice” is wrong. So you quickly learn to ignore it. Then 30 years later, you find out the little voice was absolutely correct the whole time! Interesting.) Anyway, this guy had no reason to lie to me, and don’t forget I heard the word “permanent”, so I typed in the link and here I was!

I browsed with fascination as I read through some of the threads. THIS link is definitely getting bookmarked!

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“…And the Lord commanded electron: “bookmark the link, silly”. And so it came to be, the link was to be bookmarked, and the link WAS bookmarked. And the Lord smiled, and said “It is good.” And all was well in the universe.”

“…And then the Lord commanded electron to “read the threads”. And electron DID read the threads. Not all of them. Nowhere near it (jeez gimme a goddam break here, okay?). But he gave it a good shot, anyway. Thunder’s Place was just too huge. Then two days passed, and one night passed too, and electron was still reading threads. Electron was tired. And then the Lord said “go to sleep, stupid!” And so it came to pass, and electron made his way to the bed, and fell into a deep, deep sleep.”

“…And one more night passed, and part of a day, too; and electron awoke. A faint purple glow filled the room, as electron rubbed his eyes. And Behold! Electron had left the computer on, and the monitor, too! The purple glow from Thunder’s Place was still emanating from the monitor screen. And the Lord smiled.”

“…And the Lord commanded electron to make some coffee. And electron did make the coffee. And it was good. And electron went back over to the faint purple glow of the computer, with the coffee, and started reading Thunder’s Place even further. And the Lord said “it is good.” And then the Lord said “join the club.” And electron said “huh?”. And electron said “What are you fucking kidding? Im not even awake here yet, goddammit!!!” And the Lord said, “Hey watch it… I’ve got my limits, too, ya know.” And this time, the purple glow came not from the warm glow of the monitor, but behold! A bright purple thunderbolt came down from the sky, and struck electron! Electron was awake, now. Lo, electron was DEFINITELY fucking awake, now. And the Lord repeated “join the club.” And electron DID join the club. And it came to pass, and electron was a member. He didn’t want any more of that “lightning bolt shit” ever hitting him again. And the Lord smiled. And the Lord said: “it is good.”
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Listen to the voice. :)

Anyway, that was almost two years ago. I was rather busy and with everything that was going on at the time I just didn’t have time get into this back then. But I never forgot it (…those lightning bolts fucking HURT, man!)

Now that has changed, so I’m looking at getting into this now. I have the privacy, a little spare time, and all the things needed to maybe give this a shot. So here I am, I’ll “decloak” further with personal details or whatever as things go on… there’s this voice telling me to “read the threads” again, and you know what that means. :)

Being an electron, I’d think a lightening bolt would be just a big party for you.

Actually, I think it disrupted my magnetic field.

If you look like a woman, why do you call yourself a man?

Lovely reintroduction electron.

Good opening for Thunder's Place the Movie electron. I enjoyed reading that.

Me too, that’s probably one of the funniest introductions I’ve read. :)

Great introduction electron, welcome again to Thunder’s Place!

>> A bright purple thunderbolt came down from the sky, and struck electron!<<
That sob got me too. I thought I was imaging things. Good to hear I’m not the only one. :)

Ah! I was inspired by Gprent, who uses a female figure as his avatar, despite the fact that he’s a man, as I am. I realized that I was somehow more favorably disposed toward responding to a woman, and often momentarily thought he actually was a woman when reading his posts. I figured it would be neat to be perceived the same way.

Gender is not that important when communicating anonymously over the Internet. I guess I’m playing with that concept. It’s also ironic (and I think funny) for a man interested in enlarging his penis to present himself as a woman. Maybe it’s just my distorted sense of humor? :)

By the way, thanks for the biblical introduction. It was clever and also reminded me that “Thou shalt not enlarge thine manhood” is not one of the 10 commandments.

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to do some begetting (or at least to practice—hopefully, not by myself).

I get 5% of the box-office “take”, right?

:)

Talk to Twat about the cut.