Hmm if I would guess on such a ‘weird’ question I’d say living in a warm environment would be the best as your dick would be constantly warm, preventing any type of turtling.
And regarding monkeys I would guess they’ve got big balls for reproductive and dominance purposes. As in the one with the biggest balls has more testosterone making him more dominant and more able to fight off any competition.
And a smaller dick to make the hanky panky go faster, not for joy but for reproductive abilities only.
Not too sure, just guesstimating and assuming here, lol!
âThere he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.â-Hunter.S.Thompson-
As long as a big can of Gillette shaving cream(7,5" or 19 cm), with picture proof in the 'full body picture' section. Pictures is the ultimate proof in the pudding, IMO.