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Welcome and congrats on your gains.

How do you jelq?

Hi everybody. I’m relatively new to this. I’ve always been pretty self conscious of my penis. I’d like gain a little bit of length and a lot of girth. Gave it a chance for less than a month before because I didn’t see any gains. I’m back and wanting any advice you guys can give. I don’t know where I’m supposed to post pictures.

Hi whats up I’m a daily visitor this is my first post

I just read that guy huffs first post on here and i just wanna say its hilarious!

Welcome aboard, Hate_avarage. We should add spell checking to our username selection :)

Hi all, I just joined today. The place kept on popping up in the search results when searching for PE and jelqing, so I decided it would be a good place to join and find out more.

:) Its good to be back on the forum

Hey boris, it felt good the previous experience: boristhebaron - Lose your Thundersplace posting virginity here! and what about this time :D ?

Hi guys!

I’m a man now :)

I’ve been a lurking member, in and out for a few weeks I think now. Figured it was time for my first post. I’m definitely grower and not a shower. Over the last year I’ve noticed I’ve shrunk some, don’t get as hard, have as much ejaculate, or orgasm as long. So I’ve been looking around figuring out what to do. I’m struggling to fit it into my schedule, as well as having issues doing stretches and jelqs due to my size. Anyway I look forward to learning and participating more, thanks.

Start with stretches only at first. Push the fat pad back with your one hand grab below the glans with the other and pull in every direction holding for 5 sec. Do it in sets for 5 minutes. Don’t pull too hard cause you may have erection problems for a while. After a month try the linear newbie routine.

Hey Bill, Ty for the advice I’ll give it a try today. I look forward to trying anything that may help.

Hi all. First time poster. Been reading these forums for a couple years. I’m 38. I felt like it was time to post something here because I thought it would feel good to get my experiences out in the open to supportive people who have felt the same things I have, even if it were anonymously. Also, some people out there might feel validated or educated by something I say.

I have the fairly standard history with women that brings a man to a place like this eventually (not that everyone here has a similar history). I was never as large as they expected but I was not small. My body was 6’4” but my penis was average at 5.6 inches or so. Average girth too. So apparently it was disappointing. After having sex for the first time (college) and my girlfriend going back to her friends and telling them how disappointing the size was (found out about this later), the desire to make changes was born. This was further enhanced by her constant talk about her ex who had a huge penis. She would show me with her hands and stuff like that and, as you all know, this can be a very formative time in a young man’s life, especially with your first serious girlfriend.

I’m not usually a very emotional person but this type of comparison seemed very important to me and internally I felt very strong feelings of jealousy and betrayal and lack of connection to this woman who I felt very in love with otherwise. It felt like a slap in the face each time. There was also a lot of discussion about it in public and whoever heard it would ask the obvious questions about how I compare and each time was very awkward, as you can imagine. She was not shy about saying mine was “ok.” Eventually, she cheated on me with her ex with the huge penis and that ended the relationship. The relationship lasted a little over a year but the impression it made is ongoing.

After that I was always super sensitive about my size and avoided some situations where my penis might be shown in a non-safe environment. It put a real scare in me if anyone mentioned strip poker or skinny dipping or anything like that. I also had EQ issues sometimes, especially when it was my first time having sex with someone. I lost my dignity a few times just by being overly sensitive during some of these encounters. I don’t think I really need to elaborate on these issues because everyone here probably has at least heard all about them 100 times. Also, it is hard to type this stuff out and be real like this because obviously I do not ever talk about this type of thing with anyone. Ever.

Flash forward a bit. Over the years I tried all the herbal stuff and found out about jelqing but nothing seemed to work. So I was trolling the internet one day (not even looking for penis stuff) and ran across some Indian guy that was tying weights to his penis and leaving them on all day and he had a ridiculously long penis. The story said that he was impotent due to the damage the weights had done. My first thought was “I wonder how long it took him to become impotent, because if I can get just an inch or two and not be impotent, then I will be happy.” So I took some thin electric cabling and a sock and invented my own hanger. I put batteries and fishing weights in the sock up to about 5lbs and tied the ankle part of the sock tightly to my penis under the glans and did sets of 1 hour. I gained half an inch this way. My glans was always black and cold but hey, it didn’t fall off and the Indian guy can do it all day so I’m fine, right? No. Not fine.

I ended up getting nerve damage. One morning I grabbed my penis head and had the odd sensation of feeling a penis in my hand but not feeling a hand on my penis. My eyes shot open and I ran my thumb over my glans and there was no sensation at all. There was an amazingly bad, terrifying feeling in me that none of you ever want to replicate, trust me. It was primal, on a level of bad that can only be felt in nightmares. The sensation did not return and after a week or so of walking around super stressed out I considered jumping off a bridge and ending it all. I read about nerve growth and repair and about how nerves are extremely slow to recover from damage. That made me decide to wait out the storm. After a month the feeling started coming back. Worst month ever. Do not repeat this. Eventually all the feeling came back.

In my frantic, adrenaline fueled internet searching about penis nerves, I ran across this site. Since then I got a bib hanger and I have done some clamping. I have put on about an inch in length total and a quarter inch in girth. The information on this site is very useful.

I recently injured myself again. I put too much weight on the hanger and got a big thrombosed vein on the right side. It was a thick feeder vein so a bunch of little veins got clotted too. I didn’t know how to deal with this so I waited to see if it would heal but decided that it wasn’t going to heal after a couple weeks. So I went back to hanging. I should not have done that. My thrombosed vein did not stretch out with the rest of my penis and took the full weight and I felt my vein break in half and heard the most sickening sharp snapping noise I have ever heard. It haunts me every day. I thought that was it and my penis was just gone forever. But it turns out it was just a vein and I have a big bruise but nothing super serious. I am not PEing for a while now. All I could think of was “why didn’t I look this injury up on Thunder’s?” I would have dealt with it much differently if I did.

So that’s where I am now. I hope I’m not leaving anything out but I will mention it later someplace else if I did.

You ‘ll get there. Just don’t rush it.

Greetings,

I have been dabbling with PE for quite some time, I am not going to say how long because it is embarrassing that I have not really shown any growth. I have been employing the newby routine for the most part, warm up, stretching jelquing, even water pumping. I have to admit that I haven’t been strongly consistent for more than maybe 2 or 3 months straight. Also, to be fair, I haven’t precisely measured it, but by all accounts I think I should be at least a whole inch longer by now. Here is what I have experienced. I am able to do the wrap around the back of the hand stretch easier than when I started, and in my water pump it is able to extend longer than when I started pumping. However, when it is just an erection without any aid, it doesn’t look any longer than when I started so long ago. It seems slightly thicker now that I use the pump, but still. The reason I continue is because my erections are pretty solid even for an older guy like me (49).

OK so here are some questions and maybe someone has some words of wisdom. When I pump (and now I don’t pump that often because of this) I get a blood blister on the same place on the side below the head (see illustration attached). It freaked me out so I have not pumped frequently and try to wait a week to see if it will heal. How long should I wait for it to fully heal? This just started about 2 weeks ago.

Second question, I know there are many variables and options, but is there a solid schedule/routine out there for hard gainers? Or even a schedule for intermediates, would be good. Can someone point me in that direction.

Last, (maybe the silliest of the questions, sorry) is there a diet that promotes growth and rejuvenation of tissue?

Thanks for looking. I hope to hear back from someone with some insight.