Does that offer of 5K still stand? Because I think I can help you with your problems.
But are you willing to relocate until you achieve your goals?
1. See I live in Detroit. Detroit has the largest Arabic population outside of the Middle East. You’ll be welcomed with open arms around here. There’s also 2 distinct cities (suburbs) that are almost 100% entirely Arabic. You will have no fear of leaving the house, for the reasons you mentioned, around here.
Arabic people, stores, culture, and even (if you’re Muslim) public calls to prayer.
2. We can work on the attitude thing. Besides, attitude is a good thing. We just need to get it channeled properly. Then we can get you laid also, without having to pay to play. But we have that too.
3. Yes I will stick with you, offer advice, positive encouragement, and PE related moral support. The rest of my morals are sometimes called to question. But I’ll stick with you, because dammit I need that money. Just don’t ask me to look at or touch your dick though. Unless of course you feel the need to reward our efforts by splurging for a couple of high class escorts. After all, we wil have to check your progress somehow. I may inadvertently view something then, but I’m still not going to touch it.
4. Now I’m a good guy at heart. The guys I hang with are good people too. Genuine. like most guys, they’ve all got pussy on the brain 24/7. You’ll fit right in. We’ll get a crew together and we can all head over to Home Depot together.
So there’s my offer. Lots of motels in my area too. You might enjoy staying there, as the local escorts are just starting to discover them too.
Damn, 2 pages and no one tried to grab that 5k yet?
You guys really are thinking with … er um … ABOUT your dicks.