New one -- hiring PE trainer for motivation

Why punish your dick, do something simple like the Newbie Routine. Sounds like you over did it to me.

Well I’ve been on this site’s newbie routine for 3 weeks+ now. No gains: from my last measurement, I’ve managed to LOSE EL. If I don’t gain in another 4-5 weeks… all this stuff has been a crummy way of cock-blocking me, and I’ll quit. I’m rich, young & good-looking: when I’m on a long break from PE, I have loads more time to go out and have fun with the plenty of awesome young girls here who love to go traveling, wine, dine & spend time with me whether I’m 6” or 8… Not to mention, I’ll be permanently free of the frustration of potentially harming my dick. I just got into this obsession because I wanted to be the guy who’s young, wealthy, handsome, well-built AND hung like a horse. Unfortunately, as always, it seems I was getting too ambitious.

And, as for no one taking me up on my offer, it just means that no one here really thinks I’ll gain 1.2” no matter what routine or technique I follow — so, can’t blame me for saying surgery’s the way to go if I decide I want the gains at all. These dumb stretches just aren’t worth my time if they accomplish nothing other than damaging tissue and shriveling up my dick for up to an hour post-session.

You should be doing that stuff anyway; if PE interferes with your life to the extent its stopping you from getting laid, something is going wrong.

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LOL, just seen this thread for the first time and after gnawing myself through the posts I found myself thinking: “Now that’s some guy who needs to get laid.. really now.”

Despite all the obvious comments that, the psycho doc babble excluded (by all parties), make perfect sense if you want to actually gain (that means not doing a sprint, i.e. killing your dick, but actually encourage it to grow, i.e. the proverbial marathon) I kept on reading and when I finally got to the last post I spontanously laughed out loud enough to wake the neighbours here. Cheers for that, mate :)

On a little more serious note: Lay off on the anger stuff. Even IF people were to hackle you (thanks to the stupid media, this isn’t totally out of the question).. But even IF they did.. WHO is the one that focuses on these aspects and suffers from the focus he chose? WHAT are you thinking in your mind that is causing the suffering? Or as someone once so aptly put it: “It doesn’t matter who’s in the white house.. WHO’s in YOUR house ?!!”

A good journey to you nevertheless; there’s a choice hidden, always, everywhere :)
Ys

Wow I just can’t believe how those of the silver spoon fed can spend their money,… If only I was rich… :(

That’s not the point really.

The real point here is: The amount of money in your bank account doesn’t mean you’ll automatically have a good life (because that can only start from yourself). Money doesn’t have anything to do with who you are, and yes, YOU are the closest thing to a constant you’ll ever have in your life.

If you don’t like the results of the constants of your life, redefine the constants of your life to variables (a little geek humour just had to be added here).

Enough of this, a great day to _all_ of you
Ys

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Erm,.. how am I degrading this thread? Given the lack of reasonability by the original poster and the responses that ensued. I don’t see how my post would deprive the intention of the original poster. Eitherways it has already taken a discourse by other posts. Besides I’m not sparingly aggrevating anyone. Well anyways I dropped in an astonished reaction, got indirectly replied upon, been branded a troll, got to rectify the misunderstanding and I’m off this thread for good.

Damn, a twofer.

OK, I PE’d (modified newbie routine with some help from some of my bros here via PM — thanks) on Monday & Tuesday (took Wednesday off) did PE yesterday, but not tonight yet. I measured yesterday and it seems like I finally got a 1/8” or so gain BPEL from doing this right. I now realize I was overdoing this before (intensity-wise, not necessarily frequency) and that was probably the problem.

Anyway, so now the big question is.. should I do PE, go do some cardio and go to sleep (I’ve been up since 6 AM and by then it’d be too late to call for sex)… OR should I do cardio, take a quick shower & call one of my outcall girls tonight? I’m not sure, but the combined effect of ejaculating & not PE’ing may wipe out my gains.

—Actually, I’m tired: scratch the outcall plans… I’ll book for another night and just PE again tonight, cardio only if I feel a bit of energy left. This fucking job’s going to kill me & let’s move this thread to the journals section.

Until you get morning wood, you’re still doing too much.

And I can highly recommend Kim’s for incall in NYC- although they close up at 11pm, best ladies in town. You on TER?

I still get morning wood every morning, had been getting that before PE though.

I have a TER account, I don’t submit reviews though, just use it to search the independent chicks by category (dont need the full reviews & pricing until I call). In terms of agency girls, and non-UTRs in general: I love BDJGirls (in-calls) & Elle’s (outcalls). Discreet Angels is supposed to be good too I heard, havent gone through their screening yet and most of their girls seem to be a bit too far out of the way.

I review.

If you’re getting morning wood, then you know that at least you aren’t in retrograde.

Refresh my recollection- how old are you?

What is your experience with hanging?

What are your current stats?

Relax while you do PE, lite grip!

Three weeks is not a long enough time to see gains.