The Newbie Cycle...save your $$$

I’m sure stories like this are all over TP, but as I look over my journal, I have to do a brain dump. How many newbies have come into PE and this site and gone through the same cycle that I did?

I believe the phases might be:

Personality before joining TP.
1. Unaware - never heard of it or have heard of it but never gave it thought.
3. Skeptic - aware, non-believer

Personality after joining TP
4. Skeptical Optimist - aware, and maybe it’s possible.
5. Newbie - okay let’s give it shot. Worst case, I have what I have.
6. New G - newbie with newbie gains, oh yeah lets go all in.
7. New Vet - newbie jumping straight into advanced techniques and gadgets.
8. Newbie II - newvet realizes that although he has read the material and bought the gadgets, he doesn’t have adequate training and is demoted back to the START HERE ——-> NEWBIE ROUTINE <——- Important Newbie Info

The short of it is, I've spent $4400.00 over seven months with 1/2” gain in girth. All I needed to do was the Newbie Penis Enlargement Routine to obtain the same.

Thanks to the true vets and helpful mods like Titleist, Lenny, DJ8cut and 32Quarters I’m finally on the right track.

I’ll share the timeline and expenses on a subsequent post in the thread.

$4400.00? Wow. Did you do a snip? What is this?

I’d ask you not to laugh, but honestly looking back, its funny. I’m hardly two months into PE. I don’t count the months that I was just curious.

I think that reading a lot of posts on what others have used and their successes made me want to go for it all. But then I asked Titleist something along the lines of which order I should use them in and he gave a simple response…”Put away the gadgets and save on the P-Shots, just focus on the newbie routine”.

Unfortunately I had already bought this stuff, but I took his advice seriously. So I thought I’d share just in case another newbie comes along eager for gains like me. I’m not saying that any of it is a bad investment, it’s just not needed in the beginning.

C-Ring (3-sets) - $30.00
My first purchase. The cock ring is what started my journey. I lose them a lot so I’ve had to replace them twice.

Hyrdomax 9 - $211.00
My first pump, I read that water pumping was “safer” and I thought I would have the most privacy in the shower.

Cable Clamp Pro (2 sets) - $20.00
I read something about clamping for girth which is a priority for me.

Stealth Innerwear and Corkscrew - $105.00
I thought it would be more “stealthy” than the extender and I could wear it to the office.

AndroPenis (extender) - $227.00
Well while were at it. No seriously, I think that reading posts on how others have achieved gains can make you highly ambitious.

Portable Heating Pad - $62.00
I thought the small, portable, heating pad would sit between my legs easier than our normal full size pad that plugs in.

LeLuv Gauged Pump - $93.00
The pump from the doctor doesn’t have a gauge and I don’t like pumping in the shower.

Microwavable Heating Pad - $24.00
I thought the rice sock was something that you buy, so I searched amazon for rice sack and this came up. Then I read today that it is literally a sock with dry rice in it.

P-Shot and Gainswave - $3,700.00
This was actually the second purchase. I bought into the marketing for this hook, line and sinker. Came with a free pump without a gauge.

Ouch that’s a lot of money. Hope it at least did something in the gain department.