Visit with a female MD for a physical tomorrow - Tips to look better/maximize?

Hello,

I apologize if I’m all over the place - I used to be a member here so many years ago, I can’t even remember (early 2006, according to my profile). I think I might have gained perhaps half an inch when I was doing my jelqing/stretching (went from 5.5 to a little over 6, and then lost my gains), but then was forced to stop after damaging my ligs, as well as having issues getting an erection/pain/etc. Needless to say, I’m way over that stuff. I was reading some posts about people emphasizing putting the pressure on the sides, and that really encouraged me to re-consider this whole thing, as I’m wondering if I used to put too much pressure from top to bottom (Although part of my injury had to do with my stretching). I just started a beginners routine today…Feel pretty good.

So anyway, I will be seeing my female doctor tomorrow, and wanted to get some input on how to look as good as possible - I don’t want to have sex with her, but just want to look respectable. I’m also wondering if there’s any way to prevent yourself from having an erection at an inappropriate time. Earlier in the year, while fully clothed, I got an erection while being palpated on my stomach, while I was lying down - Luckily no one else was there, but I was embarrassed. The HMO I’m with has a knack for getting these young, attractive female doctors. I love attractive women, but anything hospital/health related should be kept completely separate from sex.

Thanks in advance.

Fluffing is the technique porn and mainstream actors use. Just edge for a while before going in (masturbate for some time but not to completion). Test it out before you go in. It might put you closer to an erection though in your appointment though, so google ‘granny porn’,’lemonparty.org’, before you leave.

The things you know, I won’t be google’ing them though. :faint:

My suggestion is to just forget about it. Be yourself. Doc’s not going to care one way or another.

Just be clean and don’t worry about your size. She sure isn’t going to care.

And don’t spank it to granny piss porn in the waiting room. They frown on that sort of thing.

I’ve had to sit with my legs up the air, a camera in my urethra and a guy’s hand in my arse. All the while a nurse was pushing on my abs. And while this may sound like some sort of obscure German porn scene, I assure, no fucks were given. (Or had).

Your Doctor is likely to see many dicks in the span of her career.

Just don’t. She’s a doc. You’re just a patient.

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She really isn’t going to care, even the tiniest bit.

It’s more about him though, isn’t it.

I think the most obvious question here is…who is your HMO and are they accepting new patients? :)

I missed the time limit on editing. I wanted to echo the other posters that she’s a professional, medical doctor and will have seen many penises in all shapes and sizes. I do think it’s normal to want to make a good showing so to speak, so fluffing a bit, maybe not masturbating for a couple days might help you present at your maximum.

I think it depends if you’re more worried about getting an erection though, because either of those tips might make it more likely to get one. But again, she’s a doctor, it wouldn’t be the first time that has happened either.

That is factually correct.

The number of times I’ve heard from someone 1 stone (theoretically) over-weight: “I’ve just been on an all inclusive holiday and put half a stone on”, when I’ve just seen someone who is 5 stone over-weight, or “I’m so sorry! I normally shave my legs on a Thursday!” from a slightly stubbly woman, when I’ve just seen a guy who has hair over every inch of his body. It registers with them, but not with me, unless it affects a diagnosis; then usually it is as a ‘contributory factor’.

I understand what mem is saying when he says: “It’s more about (the patient) though”. But do you stand in the fish and chip shop (or McDonald’s etc.) queue analysing what sort of car every patron gets out of and judging them on it? 95% of you probably don’t give it a second thought. Or (more relevantly) do you worry what car you get out of at McD’s in case folk judge you on it??

If someone gets out of a Ferrari, it will probably register with you. If someone has a 7” flaccid, it will register with me. But only for as long as the Ferrari registers with you. And erections don’t register unless they are ‘way huge’. Really, we don’t care.

I do understand that seeing a penis in the flesh, especially an erect one, is (for most straight guys) quite rare. A bit like seeing a new car in a third-world country. But if you live in London you see many exotic cars and barely notice them… I guess you are getting the idea by now. :shrug:

Got back a couple hours ago…It’s funny, because earlier in the physical, I was feeling blood rush to my dick, and I was pretty damn worried - I already got a rod earlier in the year with this other smoking doctor with my pants on, just from her palpating my stomach, and the area below my stomach. Luckily, when she moved me from the chair to the thing that you lie down on (don’t remember what it’s called), I started to get back to normal. The ball examination was pretty easy and fast (as I expected it to be). My main concern was actually the erection part, so just glad that it didn’t happen.

So you don’t want to fuck your female doctor, but you want to look presentable and fuck-worthy at the same time. What? Why!?

Listen man, just go ahead and forget anything you have already read about fluffing or PE nonsense to impress her. You’re not the first to try this, and I’m sure she’s already had about a billion other men offer hit on her through awkward examinations. Besides at this point she’s not going to care because it’s strictly routine… it’s like how a male gynecologist gets wedding proposals and shit from lonely and horny women and completely divorces his thoughts from romance when he’s up in their business.

Besides picking up women is psychological, and the way you pick up women who get hit on all the time with these stressful jobs is to BE THE “NOT”. If every other guy out there is going to tell her she looks pretty in her white doctor’s coat or scrubs and has a beautiful smile, you ask her is she gets sick of hearing that. But you should still compliment her because every women needs to hear that, and the right compliment said at the right time without you expecting something in return will make her day. If rich men ask her out to dinner after she’s asked them to turn their head and cough, you ask her about her life. Whatever those guys do you do the exact opposite of what she expects, of what most women expect, you talk to them and you listen like you give a fuck about them. This will set you miles apart from other men by the way.

You have to get in her head and empathize with her struggles. If you knew anything about her or her work you’d know that women in the medical field have a hard time keeping relationships because of the hours and there’s a lot of cheating going on, it goes both ways. As a doctor she probably makes good money but she’s always tired, if she smokes every cigarette is the best cigarette ever… and around hospitals you’ll see the nurses all stress smoking in one spot and bitching about their patients. And the one thing doctors can’t stand in their patients because they rush in expecting them to solve all of their problems, are the first ones patients look to sue for everything, and they don’t get enough respect for what they do. It really is a thankless job! You should see the faces doctors and nurses make when you thank them and ask them in the 20 seconds you get with them how their day is going… It’s like they go all day with out ever hearing “Thank you doctor. And how was your day?”

The trick is you gotta put yourself in her shoes. It doesn’t matter if it’s a doctor you always had a crush on of the poor girl ringing up your order at McDonalds. You walk in there immediately and you drop all preconceived notions about getting sex from her, or your bullshit attempts to hit on her working for you and you just talk to her for a minute or two. Whatever time allotment you get… Sometimes you may get a good back and forth, other times it’s only one or two sentences. Whatever it’s just practice 99% of the time (AT FIRST). Just remember people have some shitty days and whatever woman you’re talking to is probably not in the mood to be hit on, so make her day instead. If it’s a girl you’ve seen around and you recognize that’s she’s changed her hair, tell her you noticed and that it looks nice. If your doctor ended up getting married and had a bunch of kids, tell her she looks great. Get used to complimenting women freely, noticing the tiniest details, and listening to them, because you better believe it will help you out when you get married.

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