Why do you guys hide PE from your wife?

Mr. Happy,

>It is an unusual woman who is on board with this. And more to the point, some things should just be kept private.<

Is it really an unusual woman who is on board with this? Why? My wife knows and is fully supportive of my PE. Not only that, she LOVES the benefits. She always loved my cock, but now that it’s bigger, she enjoys more of it. I think it’s an unusual woman who is NOT on board with it and discourages it. In fact, probably an insecure woman who is afraid that one the dong is bigger, she’ll be left in the dust for another woman.

My wife knows that I have PE stuff, but we don’t talk about it. We talked about it years ago and I told her that I wanted to make it longer and bigger around, and she just said OK with a “your weird” tone. When ever I get the chance to do PE, it’s in private. It’s very hard for me to get a fixed routine in. We have the same working schedule and just started a family and own a home. I would like to have on hour at night to PE but often find my self pursuing other hobbies.

Hear, hear!

When I reach my goal I don’t care who knows because if a girl gets mad what’s the worst that could happen she spread the word? Then there is more ass to come because girls will love to see the results and I can just laugh it off with my big dick!

Agreed.

While she has recently asked why I take such long showers, she has also commented more on how big it is in the last month than in the previous 16 years.

I dodge the questions, and savor the compliments.

Here’s the problem with that — when she spreads the word, she will reduce the size of your dick by at least three inches.

Geeeeeeez! I hope you were just kidding. You are kidding right?

When I was doing it before I never hid it from her. As a matter of fact she used to watch.. Said it turned her on. She does like watching guys jerk off also. I guess that’s her fetish.

Now that I am starting again she knows. She is already excited about it.

Great then it’s working for you master33598.

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Too true!

Okay, come back from the edge. I don’t think sta-kool was thinking Bobbit.

Have you been talking to my ex-wife? I swear, you sound just like her.

I am a lucky man in that my wife (number 3, unfortunately) is not the least like this. She’s slow to accuse and quick to forgive. She also has wonderful oral talents and is open to nearly anything sexually (as long as it straight and is confined to her and me). For the first time in my life, after five years of marriage I’m more in love than ever.

That being said, I think you’re right. Most women are petty, vindictive little bitches who will turn on you in a heartbeat and will use ANYTHING and EVERYTHING they can against you when the time is right.

Women are much worse than men are where this is concerned. Your mileage may vary. Void where prohibited. Not valid in Alaska, Hawaii, or Puerto Rico. See web site for complete details.

There are exceptions, and other advantages.
- don’t have to make an effort to hide the PE hardware
- don’t have to hide the expenses
- there’s a great deal to be said for the rare relationship that includes no secrets and no lies. I’ve never in seven years lied to my wife, nor have I hidden things from her. Even when I decided to indulge in some illegal recreational drugs, I told her about it
- if an injury occurs, don’t have to make excuses for not having sex
- if a slight injury (like discoloration) occurs, don’t have to make excuses when she notices. When I got some red spots the first time I wore my ADS, my wife joked that it looked like Big Jake had eyes!

I agree that it’s a private matter - my wife has only seen me jelq once - but it’s not a SECRET matter for me.

I really see no reason to hide it. You have a lot more time to PE once you come out of the closet. We have fun with it, she helps me. Besides she’s kind of gotten spoiled to getting fucked with a post pumped, clamped girth. I’m stuffing her with nearly 8” faux girth after a good edging session. How else can a woman experience that, unless you’re Shane Diesel this is about the only way your woman will ever experience a Genoa salami with a pulse.

Good point. A woman WOULD lie and try to belittle it no matter how big but that’s when you whip it out and prove her wrong.

Yeah, whip it out and slap her upside the head caveman style with it.

Yep, third wives are tops. I think they just pretty much have it down by the time hubby # 3 comes along.

I also believe the more dicks a woman has handled, the better she knows what to do with one.