All of you normal-sized guys who think that you are small...

This is a very uplifting thread.

That’s the kind of thread that normal men need to see, none of this “I’m 6.5 x 5.3, and small.”

Stop making that joke.

Humility and self-denigrating humor can be charming, but I suggest to you that some forms of self-deprication can reinforce a negative self-image.

Give yourself a break.

Take a vacation from all “I have a small dick” thoughts, statements, and (most especially) jokes.

Instead, go with “My dick is great and it’s only going to get better.”

I’m just saying.

Yes and no.

Part of being attractive is self-confidence. Bravado can pass for self-confidence and, done successfuly, can actually morph into legitimate self-confidence, given time.

Talking shit can be a mixed blessing. One has to be careful how thick it’s laid on, and one has to have a sense of humor to pull it off, but there are many ‘cocky & funny’ guys who ‘have game’ precisely because they talk a little shit.

I guess I’m saying it isn’t so bad to talk a good game. You may talk your way into somebody’s pants. :leftie:

True.

But it’s also a natural phenomenon and for those grappling with it it’s plenty real.

It’s one of the reasons this forum is so valuable. Guys can come here and really unburden themselves.

Plus Thunder's is just fun. :D

Even those 5.5 in length shouldn’t feel small. They are well inside average range, and remember guys: most humans are within that range. One big guy makes more noise but over 8.5 inches long is not normal, not common.

To the poster, what do you mean by “big enough to pee standing up”??

You do have a point - I just have no reason to insert the topic of my big penis into polite conversation. So, in my case at least, I have game, but do not talk about it.

One of the complaints of the truly short is that their flaccid penises are not long enough to make it out of their underwear and pants, and still be grasped properly for peeing into a urinal. Instead, they must drop pants to be able to grasp it, or even have to sit in order to pee.

Check out any of the short penis and/or cuckolding websites; some of those guys really love to talk about their members, and their perceived shortcomings (no pun intended). I try to steer these guys to Thunder’s and PE, but I usually get a lot of static. I think that some of them actually like being miserable/short.

Who said all conversation had to be polite? :D

Also, actions speak louder than words.

You should just reach out and put her hand between your legs.

That aught to get the ball rolling; one way or another. It’s worked for me.

And you can still keep the conversation as polite as you like. (:

That’s a valid choice too.

You might get more play if you talked a little more, though. :leftie:

LOL! Well, I am married, so I get plenty of play :D She much prefers me to use it, than for me to talk about it.

Otherwise, there just does not seem to be a good time to bring it up (no pun intended), even in impolite conversation. Perhaps I should, just for the shock value.

This is kinda of strange — I thought “good game” meant being able to flirt well, make her laugh, make her feel special and sexy, make her want you by using some ***** light ***** sexual innuendo, etc. At least that is the way it was when I was single.

Do people actually boast about having big dicks now as part of this? Seems a little over the top.