Flaccid length test #317

When you sit on a commode, without leaning forward, does Willy stay tucked under the lid? I just noticed this event this morning and thought it would make a good test and/or goal. I remember when it used to pop out from under the lid and wasn’t long enough to stay put.

HJ

I long for the day I have to worry about keeping it out of the water!!! And yes, I pass the seat test by a nice margin now that my turtle days are past me.

HJ,

Flaccid length test # 317—-

You have slowed down on your measuring havent you?

This fucking cracked me up as soon as I saw it.
Thanks I needed a good laugh today and yes I now qualify (thank gawd)

Staying out of the water….so funny! I recently was on a vacation in Thailand, they have some very short ass ed toilets there. I had to be careful not to hang in the water there, but don’t have that problem at home.

Me fuck wifey good last week!

Just wanted to share.

I used to have to press my dick down to pee while sitting. Now I hang towards toilet water too. Sometimes I feel the coldness of the water on the head of my dick as it dangles in the bowl. My turtle days are over as I near the 7” club. Perhaps the thickness of two hairs away.

Very exciting!

If this is you guys’ goals, I wish you all a “bath” for peter each time you sit on the john. I lean back or hold it up. Otherwise, he’s taking a drink.

Horse

Horse, I still wanna see that thing. Got a camera yet?

HJ

Hugh,

I have a dozen photos which I’m fuckin’ tryin’ to email to DarkTrick to resize. It’s gettin’ fuckin’ frustrating since I’ve never even done an attachment.

Horse