Tork laments:
Originally Posted by horsehung
I’ve become a “shower” rather than a “grower,” both in length and girth.HH
I’ve had some minor success with the showing also. But I’ll never forget one hellaously drunken night in my teens. Well I have tried to forget some of it but never the less:
I had gotten together with this chick who was, shall we say, just a little bit plumper than I usually liked them to be. She was nice, had huge titties, and wasn’t exactly “fat”, just a little thicker than I really cared for.
We were smashed. It was well after midnight and I had been drinking since morning. I had already vomited all over a Denny’s restroom and ditched my underwear in the trash can sometime around 5 or 6 pm that day as well. She also had thrown up during the evenings festivities herself. Not to let these facts put a damper on things, we continued to drink ourselves stupid. Yes, 2 drunking teenagers behind the wheel of a large automobile. Eventually we made our way back to her parents house and slipped into the basement. Great I thought, somewhere cold, dark, and damp. A perfect place to die as that was the way I was feeling. As soon as I laid back on the couch to crash, she unzipped my pants and grab my dick before I could object. What she got was a handful of my drunken shriveled little flaccid peenie. Now I knew I was much more of a grower than a shower but I could tell she was a bit disappointed at my flaccid state. She pulled and pulled in a vain attempt to get the turtle out of it’s shell. I tried to play it off and told her I just didn’t think I was going to happen as I was on the third day of what could only be described as a 3 day attempt at killing myself. Well then she tries to give me a bj with out much luck either. Suddenly she jumps up and says, I know what to do and she took off upstairs. A moment later she returns with a big bottle of hand lotion and starts jerking the hell out of my dick. Well I’ll be if that soldier didn’t rise up for the occasion and be introduced with her announcement of “damn that fucker grows … a lot!”
So you see there is an incentive for me to become less of a grower and more of a shower - heck I wouldn’t mind being both.