Girth - Diameter - Dildos - Burritos

Well not actually burritos but…
I was browsing through a shop selling sex toys and decided to check out the dildos out of curiosity. To see what the most usual sized were and such, since that should be what most women wants. Most of the sites listed the diameter, some the circumfence(girth). To my surprise I realized that I am actually thicker in diameter than the most common dildos which was a positive realization. Most of them had a diameter of 3-4 cm which translates to 1,18-1,57 inches. My diameter measures 4,5 cm (1,77”) midshaft and something like 5,2 cm (2,04”) at the base. My girth is probably slightly bigger than shows in my signature but I’m holding off measuring exactly for a while.

This made me a bit curious about the relationship between the girth and diameter so I’d like you to post your current girth measurment midshaft and the diameter midshaft (measured from the top). Try to be as exact as possible. If you have anything else to say about dildos that is fine too.

Go ahead.:)

A good pussy adapts to any size dick or dildo.

And a bad pussy…? But yeah, babies don’t come out of the ass.

Give me your cock width.

:rolling: Now that’s funny.

That does it.

I’m bringing my tape measure with me that next time I go to Burrioville.

I will report back.

Herr Happy…

Modong, I have a 2” width but 5.875” girth. It’s because my dick has an elliptical shape rather than cylindrical, which would be 6.28” with 2” width. I think most guys have this shape (wider than it is deep). It’s God’s way of making blowjobs easier.

Burritos, damn I thought we had started a TexMex thread!

Come to think of it, what does a person from Sweden know about burritos! :faint:

Next someone will be measuring burrito girth at taco bell. J/k, I wouldn’t be surprised if one of you guys actually measured it though:) . Oh, looks like Happy is on the case already. Good man. I think you need a break from this site Modong :D . Burritos shouldn’t be in the same sentence as girth, diameter, and definitely not dildos.

What about Falafels? Or Gyros?

Shouldn’t we give our Middle Eastern brothers the same opportunities that we so proudly possess?

GM

The only Gyro I attempted to eat once had goat meat, too strong a smell for me! It must be an acquired taste.

There is also the delicious Donair: identical, yet it can be made with the familiar tasting chicken meat.

GM

Well, I just measured my Falafel at 10.5” NEG (Non-Eaten Girth) and 7” PEL (Pre-Eaten Length).

Both measurements were taken while the Falafel was warm.

Hope this helps.

GM

Thanks for the replies so far, although not a whole lot of cockwidth has been posted.

Burritos, yes, we have them in Sweden too. But this thread is not about jelqing your burrito. Nor is it about clamping your falafel.

Send some more cockwith my way and I shall be pleased.

Oh man, this thread makes me hungry.