Hand Length to Gripping Girth Ratio
Why? With a ratio of male hand length to gripping girth, we can then turn around apply that to the female populace (as we know their hand lengths).
How can I help out?
It’s easy, you don’t even have to whip out your dick, actually I recommend against that because there are easier things to measure. What you do want to do is to walk around and find a bottle that you can grip your hand around gently while your index finger to thumb just barely touches. Done that? Okay, now take a tape measure or a string and use that to measure the circumference (girth) of the bottle and measure again for good measure. Almost there! Now measure the length of your hand from the base of your palm to your middle finger (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikiped…thropometry.JPG). Awesome, one more step. Take the circumference of the bottle and divide that by the length of your hand, post the results.
So to recap: circumference_of_bottle(that you can barely get your index and thumb to touch)/hand_length = ratio!
Bonus points if do the same as above, and find another bottle for your middle finger, so that would be two ratios. We all like ratios.
Oh PS. You will do this because you’re all a bunch of freakin’ crazies.
Size is little more than a controllable perception without an accurate means of measurement.