How to hide your PE paraphernalia

This currently is not an issue for me as a bacheolor. Making sure the front door is locked during a session, and not leaving my hanger on the coffee table is the extent of my fear of being exposed.

I read jaji’s post and his concern with privacy triggered something I did back in 1993. I started PE 8-14-02, but back in 93 I ordered a pump from a porn mag. At the time I lived with a girlfriend and always had fear she’d find it. So what did I do?

I bought a wall safe! Yes, a wall safe. There $100.00 to $150.00 . The one I had was 15 1/2 x 15 1/2. You cut the dimensions between two wall studs which are 16” apart, set the safe in and drive a screw through each side of the safe into each stud, very simple. Needless to say a picture veils your Pe arsenal beautifully.

One more thing, If the safe is ever discovered by the enemy:

You put it there a year ago, there’s nothing in it, and most importantly…
You can’t remember the combination.

Whoaa! Extreme measures to hide something that is designed to give ‘extreme measures’ :p

My wifes cool about the PE. I tell her I’m trying to correct a curve (which I am), but she doesn’t want anything bigger…ppfff!

I showed her 7.5” on a ruler. She shrieked, cringed and her jaw all at the same time! (I must say, don’t look too shabby to me ;) )

OK before I sign off….make sure you put your condoms in there so when you bring a girl back to your pad you can practise ‘safe sex’ Sorry I couldn’t resist :D

Oh and..

‘The one I had was 15 1/2 x 15 1/2’

That’s impressive PE results :)

Stump

On the basis that the best place to hide a tree is in a wood:

A clear pump could be inverted filled with water and have some flowers in it, all you need to manufacture is some sort of stable base.

A powerjelq device could simply be stored in the kitchen in the container/drawer with all the cooking utensils. There are always a couple of kitchen utensils that have no obvious purpose.

Just store a bib hanger in a golf bag or around a club again on the principle that the average golf bag contains a load of stuff with apparently no purpose.

Do you really think a golf bag will stop the average snoopy woman? C’mon. A safe is no doubt extreme but there’s also no doubts. A hundred bucks is alot, but it’s twenty less than what’s inside.

No I don’t think it will stop the average snoopy woman and that the point :)

In my experience the best way to hide something from a woman is to put it in plain view, so that it can be viewed and ignored. Or sometimes placed next to something that might be percieved as being hidden (like near a packet of cigarettes if you tell her you’ve just given up smoking).

I think the average woman will see a locked safe as a challenge and probably start rolling through the combinations as soon as possible.

Ahh, but she’d have to see it first. Forget not tis’

flush with the wall behind a extraordinary painting of dogs playing poker.

maybe you could use your pump as a smoking apparatus.

Hm, something in constant contact with your dick stored near your cooking utensils…sounds like my college roomate.

I have a small safe in my office that keeps my PE stuff there, but at home I keep my PowerJelq under my bathroom sink and my penimaster and ADS in a shoe box in my closet. I store a lot of things in shoe boxes- coins, old bills, shoes, etc. So it is nothing to see 50 boxes in my closet.

I’ve used to have an old computer tower when I was a kid that I used to hide stuff in. I used to say it didn’t work but I was keeping it for parts.

that is hilarious- I was thinking that when I started reading this thread. but I keep my pe stuff in the same box as my water pipe.

A simple file safe ($30) is where I keep my goods and that is placed inside another box of storage.

If a woman is that nosy do you really want to be with her? anyone that goes through your things is a little sketchy in my opinion.