If she asked your cock size?

Why be bothered about lying. If your dick is 7” and you said 8” it’s very unlikley she’d know the difference. If it was bigger than 8-8.5 you could easily say 10” and they’d never know.

If you might actually fuck her, then tell her BPEL plus a half inch. If you won’t fuck her and she’s just a nosey bitch, tell her BPEL plus 2 inches.

I would say it’s none of her business.

I don’t like it when women talk to me like that.

It would be funny to say big enough for you to choke on beyaaatch.

How old are you Khunt?

21. Why was that a bit immature?

Yes.

Yes you immature khunt!

In reality if a girl really did ask how big my dick was I would say you will have to make it hard then measure it. So, I’d expect at least a bj.

Oh well made me laugh. They’s just jokes thunder.

Yeah, that kind of joking will get you real far with the ladies.

I would tell BPEL. Like another poster said, they will have no idea if you are within reason.

In the past when asked I tell them to guess- and fellas, they do do the hand measuring thing- they come back at 8”+.

To which I reply “really? Is that big?”

“8 inches? That’s fucking H-you-G-E!

And thick. I like thick!”- or words to that effect.

Just to reiterate, they cheat by using their pre-measured hand thing and then still get it wrong.

One did ask for a ruler and then proceeded to measure wrong- from lowdown on the side- and came up with almost 9”. I didn’t correct her error.

All were repeat customers at that point, and while they’d all enjoyed their ride on the magic pony prior to the ‘size’ inquiry, afterwards they all had an even better time.
I think that since they believed they were fucking a really big dick [8-9+. And ‘thick’] they gave permission to their inner harlot to let go and get their ya-yas out.

Buy the Magnums gents and leave the box out where they can see it.

You will get a nice return on the investment.

Maybe I would say, ‘I hope your’s isn’t longer than mine’

When some size whore asks my size online, I ask them their cup size, how big their aerolas are, is their pussy shaved, etc…and give them the third degree so they can see how it feels to be treated like a piece of meat. If then ask me in person, I tell them that they’ll have to see for themselves, and if they go for that one, then i tell them i don’t take it out unless i’m gonna use it. If they’re curious enough, or horny enough, they’ll go for it.

Right on Andro! I use the MagnumXL’s and they’re still too tight. Have been trying to find ones that are bigger for my 6.25” girth, its even thicker at the base at 6.75”, anyone know of anything bigger?