If she asked your cock size?

I would tell her. That is for me to know and for you to find out.

Tell her your measuring tape ends at 33”, so you’re not sure.

lol that was actually so not funny it was funny.

Khunt,

Non-Boned Pressed Erect length is the true size of a man’s penis. After all, that’s how deep a girl will be penetrated.

But I would tell her my BPEL, to be consistent, because that’s probably what most guys use.

What I was thinking too. But you know there are women like that, generally called as Size queens.

Hehehe :thumbs up:

I just tell her my BPEL. Then I watch their stunned faces, as if they were wondering ‘Can Asians really be that big or are you joking?’

Actually being asked like that happens so seldom in reality.

I have been asked a time or two and use a very innocent expression, “Oh, 4.5 maybe 5 inches?”

I can’t imagine it actually happening in reality ever. Are you guys talking about women who haven’t seen your dick, or those who have? In either case, it seems awfully weird to me.

I aim to please.

Happens to me a lot. But I’m always single and hanging out with single girls in their 20’s, sometimes early 30’s. It always involves alcohol, and all the times I can remember, the girl was not by herself (with her girlfriends) and it’s done in a joking, flirting type way (she doesn’t expect an answer but is letting you know she’d like to find out). I never have asked a girl to measure it though, that’s a good idea. Any excuse to whip out your cock for a couple chicks is something which shouldn’t be hesitated upon.

I was with one heck of a lot of women in my younger days and have been asked only a few times.

I have some size fetishist friends that ask guys they haven’t slept with rather often. It calls for a bit of social acumen to come across as outrageous rather than sleazy.

It just basically requires that everyone is drunk.

What ever happened to tease ‘em and keep ‘em guessing?

First (with a smile) I ask; Why how much do you think you can handle?
Then no matter what they say, even if they still try to backwards dog you about size, I give them them the up and down glance with a fake look of disappointment and say; girl I don’t fold it in half for anyone. Sometimes I add; I don’t know about you. Either before or after the I don’t fold comment.

See, this lets them know that they’re the one that is going to have to be qualified before anything happens.
Even the flirt. Because that’s what the flirt is going to be about, her qualifying herself to me.

It’s a bullshit question to begin with. I’ve even said; Well back up a bit girl ‘cause I have to get it out. Or; I have to unroll it. Or some sarcastic equivalent.

The only time I would even come close to answering it would only be after we’ve had sex. Then I would flip it and make her answer it one of three ways: not big enough, big enough, too big. “Just right” is unacceptable and not one of the choices either.

1. Tease them and always keep them guessing.
2. Never give them a straight answer. Especially to BS questions that only serve as attempts at backdoor jags into your psyche anyways.
3. Let the myth precede the man. It has a life of it’s own.

Why do you ask girl? How deep is your love?
Is that so? Do you keep it trimmed and burning? Because we could work on that.

:rolling: Well now I’m hoping I do someday get asked this question…