If she asked your cock size?

Yup, I started at 7x6 NBP (like RandomGiant), and chicks invariably thought it was humongous. Dicks bigger than that are not common. I added length through PE to balance out the proportions for a better aesthetic.

Dude- you got a guy advertising for you- how sweet is that? Do you pay him a commission on any gash he brings you? And how would that commission be paid out- sloppy seconds?

;)

Nothing better than having a higher mileage gal say “yum, I like a big boy!” as she’s ripping open the gold foil packet.

As I’ve said elsewhere here, personally I prefer LifeStyles King Size XL- and always make a point of buying them from the young pretty clerks— they get all flustered and turn red.
Worth the extra walk.

Never tried anything outside of the magnum family, what’s so great about the King Size XL?

Actually feel a bit more comfy, apparently taste better and at least by me are substantially cheaper.

But- I do give up the brand name flash of Magnums, so I keep a box in the nightstand so she recognizes that she’s in for a ride.

I hear ya on the taste. I’ll have to give lifestyles a chance, thanks.

Magnums:
Magnum XL:
LifeStyle XL:

Average condoms: 52 mm wide, 190 mm long
Magnums: 54 mm wide at the base, 60 mm wide at the head, 205 mm long.
Magnum XL: 54 mm wide at the base, 65 mm wide at the head, 205 mm long.
LifeStyle XL: 54 mm wide at the base, 65 mm wide at the head, 190 mm long.

The LifeStyles are a bit cheaper than the Magnum XLs (at least on Condomania), if you’re looking for the XL girth but don’t need the Magnum length.

Note that the way Condomania measures “width” is not the diameter of the circular cross-section; it is flattening out the condom and measuring that. Double the width to get the circumference. If circumference = pi * diameter, diameter would be circumference divided by pi. Then again, we use circumference more around here anyway. So, in the case of Condomania, circumference equals two times “width”.

I hate when that happens.Plus I’m Asian.. What could be worst! :(

When my current girlfriend asked I told her 7.5” which is less than my 8” bpel but larger than my 7” NBPEL. Yeah, fat pads are a bitch and I’ve gained a bit of weight because of an injury. (pics to come up shortly, I promise) But actually chicks that I know ask all the time, especially when I was in the Navy (because they all talk) and after a few drinks with their friends for a giggle but you know what they were thinking - “I can’t wait to find out for myself”. I act all bashful, play along and ask them how big they think I am. They usually say something stupid like 10 inches. I give them the shocked look and just say something like “sorry but a bit less than that” and that I don’t like advertise and leave a little mystery to it. That’s enough mystery to get a knock on the barracks door at about 3 am. Needless to say I’ve had a few exciting adventures in my time due to word of mouth from curious women with no friggin concept of feet or inches.

It’s also a texture thing- the LifeStyles somehow just fit better- a little more pliable perhaps?

As to the length differential, when was the last time you rolled it all the way down? 3/4 is about as far down as it ever gets with me.

Did you guys ever read the the warning at the bottom of a condom when it’s rolled all the way out?*

CB- why would you ever give a lesser measurement than one you can back up? If she blinks you can prove 8”- just break out a ruler and shot her a strict BPEL.

Heck- she’ll accept a side measurement- or maybe even an under measurement, so why get caught up on NBP vs BP? You aren’t lying- she’s not asking what the penetrable cock measurement is— and even that varies depending upon position.

Again- unless she is a true lifestyle size queen, she doesn’t really care- all you’re doing is giving her both fodder for her girlfriends’ gristmill and permission to let out her inner harlot because she’s fucking a ‘big one’.

Don’t ever cock block yourself.

*Don’t waste a condom- it’s a joke. You reply “what warning?” and I say ‘oops, guess you don’t need to roll it down that far.’

I was thinking that if my gains weren’t permanent, it is my starting size and I don’t think I’ll ever go below that. Petty, but I may be with this chick for the rest of my life.

BTW: what are expected permanent gains after reaching your goal. I know everybody is different just wondering what to expect once I meet my goal and back off a bit.

On the subject of condoms, I just went through my condom drawer and broke out 4 different types of condoms. Lifestyles lubricated, trojan-enz, crown colored (some girl at a halloween party was handing them out), and Magnums.

Lifestyles and these ‘crown’ colored condoms were the smallest looking, and the trojan-enz lubricated actually looked bigger (in head girth) than the Magnum.

The smallest condoms were around 7 1/4” :faint:

So according to the Lifestyle stats on penis size, looks like about 95% of men can’t unroll a normal sized condom all the way down. And the guys that could roll one all the way down would probably need magnum xl’s which are around 8”.

I don’t think I’ve ever rolled a condom more than 2/3 of the way down- and I don’t think I’ve seen many porn guys that do either [not that I’m using porn as the standard for life- but it’s the only other example of condom use that I’ve witnessed].

It’s hard to roll them all the way down if you have the tree trunk shape.

Also it makes sense that they would make them a bit long as extra length is not a problem, whereas the width dimension is critical for proper fit.

I say ” It’s huge.take it from me, you got a big one baby”.

Pull it out and slap her across the face with it and tell her that was an inappropriate question.