I'm huge...yeah, that's right...and it's about fuck'n time.

Yeah, tell me about it. This girl gave me head a couple days ago after I pumped of course and after two minutes she complained that my dick was too big to suck and that I should just plow her pussy with that monster. She had know intentions of having intercourse btw before she saw the 8.5 bp by 6.5 eg post clamp/pumped dick. It took me ten minutes to get the whole thing in, and she was an Amazon man eating sun bitch at 5,11 and probably at least 150 lbs. That was a huge ego boost to rail the shit out of an Amazon. Very mantastic. She had nice finger nails though and nice eyes, which was good enough at the time. I also fucked this other girl a month ago because I thought she had nice hair, but the rest of her was not impressive, but that doesn’t matter to me when im trying to my dick wet. I just go into wolf mode after a few beers these days thanks to having a dick to be proud of. I was never like this before. I hope I don’t get an STD with this man whore behavior.
My strategy to pick up women these days is very simple. I just go up to them and give them complements the whole fucking night and by them shots of Patron and Goldshlager. And then I tell them they are super sexy and that I have a huge surprise for them. It is fail safe for me.

CONGRATS CLUBBER! I am so happy for you. :jumpblue: You have worked hard to get there and it has really paid off for you.

:rolling: Despite all the PUA stuff about “negging” hot women, I too have found that nothing compares to a sincere compliment if you want to get a woman feeling sexy toward you. :)

Congrats Clubber, I’m glad to hear you made it. No one has put in the work you have, so it’s good to see you rewarded.

Clubber, you are officially official. :)

Congrats, man! Hopefully I will be at that size someday.

Thank you everyone again for your support and congratulating me. You know kazoo, a big part of my work ethic comes from being impatient. I want things right away, which is not always the best approach, but in my case everything does seem to be working. I do consistently put in three hours or more a day toward PE throughout the day. I basically do something throughout the whole day. I guess I took BigGitha’s sig to heart, to never let it turtle. Who knows how big I truly am right now. I just never give my dick a chance to shrink.

Congrats on your success. It was only a matter of time with the amount of work and effort you put into it.

Congrats bro. I can’t wait til I can get my flaccid where you are so I properqly “flop around” in my sweat pants.lol.

Also, since no one has really given a complete answer about your phone, here goes…
You shouldn’t need any software. You have two options (both should work). Option 1: open the file(pic) and select “send.” In the “to” field input your email address. Option 2: grab a usb device cord. If you have a digital camera, cable/dsl modem or any other device that connects to your pc, you should already have one. In fact, one probably came with your LG. One end should be a wide usb plug and the other is a smaller plug that goes into your phone. One you plug it into your computer, you will be able to browse all of your cell phone files anf folders from the desktop.

I have a question for all you big gainers, after lengthening your penis so much, do you find that you have less skin or did the skin grow completely proportional? I am cut, and it is fairly tight, so I’m worried that after I get the length gains I want (which I know will take a long time), that the skin might not grow proportionally and ill have even less skin. And have any of you gotten stretch marks?

I got pretty scaly skin after I first started growing in length, but it isn’t that big of a problem.

Option 3: By a bluetooth receiver/transmitter that plugs into your computer via USB and send the pic to your PC.

My skin grew with my unit. I actually had a bit of a turkey neck/extra skin beforehand but that was caused by a varicocele which I had fixed up. Now it’s just right.

Congrats again, Clubber.

BTW you can always scan your dick and post it. :D

I’m the same size more or less as you 8.6nbp x 6.1eg (but I’ve got a 1 inch fat pad.) Still it’s absolutely great to walk around knowing that you’ve got the biggest dick in the building. My wife and I go to nudist resorts and theres nothing better than walking around with a 6 inch flaccid and watching all the women try not to notice you. Congrats on your gains bro.

Thanks again everybody. Today is my B day btw. I’m officially 25 yrs old. I’m such a degenerate. I visited my grandmother after my A & P class and she gave me $50 for my B day and a card, and I had a few loose 20’s lying in my wallet, and sure enough I go to the Puerto Rican call girl to suck me off. This is the fourth time I saw her within the past two months. I was having a good dick day on my birthday no less, so I felt compelled to go. I really need to stop going to this Puerto Rican. I felt so low on the drive home. It was like coming down from a coke night. I feel good now though after taking a shower. I wore a magnum and it was actually too small for me.

The bottom of the condom broke as I put it on, but she didn’t mind and she was like OMG, you have an awesome cock. She moaned a lot while she sucked it and I felt her teeth the entire time slightly. When I came the cum came out the bottom of the condom it was so tight. She didn’t seem care though.

I was probably 6.7EG and a little over 8 inches because I pumped on the drive there. I’m assuming my dick was over 8 inches because it looked very proportionate and not stubby at all. My thumb and index finger couldn’t touch either and I have gorilla hands. I pump in my car now btw. It really picked up the gains. I basically do PE in my car in between classes and study at the same time. If only people knew what I was doing in my car, but I’m to stealthy for my own good. Is this too much, you think?