I'm your DICK fairy and I'm here to grant you any sized dick you want!!!

Since you’re I’ll tempered, if I say,”I want my dick to touch the floor”, you’ll probably cut off my legs!

No thanks ;)

Dick Fairy,

I wish for a 8.5 x 6.5. That should do it. I’ll have my ruler on the bedstand for when I wake up tomorrow.

G

Are you asking me?

Well, I want 8x6.25 right now and then I´m gonna dance real

close to Cinderella, and then we´ll go to her room and when

she feels my erection through my pants she´ll get that

special glance in her eyes, and then….

Be sure you state which dimension with which measurement. You wouldn’t want to wake up with a 6.5long x 8.5thick dick would you? Off to find some cows!

I’ll take an 8.25 (so I’d be 8” nbp) x 5.5, thanks!

8.0 non-bone pressed erect length x 6.0, 6.0 Flaccid length x 5.0 flaccid girth.
Is that specific enough for you Mr. Dick Fairy?

That is plenty to satisfy the wife and plenty to show a good bulge for everyone else.

IW8

chickenchoker & orgasmo LOL!

As for the bulge:I have a little over 5” flacid girth, but nobdoy checks out my bluge. I should probably wear tighter pants, or dress in spandex.

I wish for 8.5x6.5 NBP and 7x6 flaccid. What the heck I want to be uncircumcised too. :p

Give me 6x5 nbp. Thanks dick fairy!

My name is Beef and I’m writing to you because I understand that you can help me with a “little” problem of mine. To put it bluntly - every time I pull down my pants to take a piss or to get it on, I look down at my pecker and a little old lady’s voice sounds in my head saying “Where’s the beef?” This is really bothersome and disturbing to me because I used to think I was packing Grade-A Prime down there and, now, it seems that I’ve been packing ground chuck all along. This is where you come in, Fairy - I want you to wave your magic wand and make my wand magic, too. Specifically, I want my dick to measure 8.5” NBPE, 7” NBFL and 6” EG, 5” FG. Just in case it takes you awhile to get to me, I’ve already started yanking my own crank in order to give you a jump-start when you do come; my forearms are getting to be like Popeye’s.

Thank you in advance, Dick Fairy.

Hang Ten —
Beef

In a year or so, when we see dudes walking around with huge bluges and huge forearms, we will know their secret. The brotherhood of PE, baby!

I’m not wishing so much for size as I want a very specific idea of beauty. I want my penis to be a miniature Gene Hackman. He can even be the same size as he is now, so long as he can think and talk independently…and wave his arms et al. Then I can fly on my rainbow cloud to the land of Stankonia and live in a house made of fluffernutter.

Actually…forget I said that.

-antistar

Dear Dick Fairy, I’ve come to make up my mind. I want to have 1” more lenght and 0.5” more girth than I ever will have in any moment in time. Will that make my dick infinite or just huge?

or as a second option; an inch longer and half an inch thicker than anybody else. If the second largest guy is a PE’er, every time he’d gain, I would gain too. How convenient.

Hey Guys,

You have to be careful with these dick faeries. They may be tricky and liable to make your wish backfire on you by granting you that ideal size by implanting it in your $%^. I for one wouldn’t want to be abused by a 6 foot 3 ill tempered genie with a 8” x 6” cock!

Bye

Guys I’m really surprised I thought more guys would want a dick to the floor but I guess most of us know that anything over like 9 might be an overkill. I think we all want to be the biggest that our partners can handle.

I like to be always almost to big but not, there is a fine line between pleasure and pain.