Let the Flaccid Hang?

I used to run regularly with my ex boss and we always used changing rooms with open showers and changing areas. I have always had a very impressive post-shower flaccid, 6”+ and over the years have gotten used to people peeking a lot. Well, the ex boss happened to mention to a colleague one day back in the office that I was “hung”. The effect of that throw away remark has been me acquiring a sort of minor celebrity status. Best of all he mentioned it to a pretty hot female colleague with whom he is friendly socially. The hung tag is a bit undeserved though as my flaccid is like most others, pretty ordinary most of the time, it’s just that when the warm water and soap hits it, then whoosh!

Yes.

Never underestimate a good whoosh!

I love a good whoosh now and then.

Hey Mr. Happy, have you seen the previews of the new Robin Williams flick? Just caught em yesterday. Really cool pics of the señor Williams to come from that flick. He’s all pierced and sporting this hipster vandyke beard.

I’m waiting on a whoosh to happen still.

Gimli

It will come soon grasshopper.

Fucking huge bro

Whats the opposite of “whoosh”?

Your story gets to the very reason I was so concerned. People talk! Do you still carry the ‘hung’ tag? I’ve only been to my gym three times now, and it seems like I’m getting unusual stares while I work out. I’ve noticed three people give me ‘package glances’ since I’ve been in the locker room. Could be coincidence but two of those people were never in the locker room with me.

Were can I find a t-shirt that says: “WHOOSH”!

It might be that sucking sound Ross Perot was so fond of talking about.

Never underestimate a good suck either.

This happened 2 years ago and the regulars don’t even bother looking now. It’s only when someone new enters the changing rooms that there is even a possibility of a peek. To be honest no-one (other than a fellow pervert that I’m friendly with) ever mentions the “hung” tag. The problem is mostly in my mind, as I get very self conscious if the ‘whoosh’ looks excessive when I’m leaving the shower! Seems like my 15 minutes of fame is over.

“Whoosh and suck.” Sounds like a good time to me!

I’m sure you’ll get it back. My gym is frequented by celebs so people are very interested in what they see in there. It almost feels like high school. But I feel pretty good when I’m near the 6” range. Call me greedy, but I wouldn’t mind an extra inch just to give me a cushion during those ‘shrinkage’ moments.

You’re an exhibitionist just waiting to bloom, aren’t you?

If I feel I need to indulge my exhibitionist side, I personally I like the 6X5 inch flaccid model. It’s likely to impress…

I think we all have a little exhibitionist in us.

My heart goes out to you taz for having to deal with the hardships of rumor and all the drama. Getting a good workout and finding the time to do it is difficult enough. Your able to do that but have to worry about reputation and what other guys think of your flaccid size. I wouldn’t be able to handle all those hardships. Is the new gym really worth it compared to your old gym?

You know flaccid is never the same for me. It can be 2”-3” to 6” depending on my mood, temperature and whatever the fuck else affects it. When on business in South Florida the gym I always shower in the guys are for the most part gay. Closer to home in Atlanta they are mostly hetero but I usually shower home. I’m more at ease naked in South Florida because I feel the gay guys aren’t really trying to “size me up”. When I’m in the hetero gym I tend to be more discreet because the guys will look. Luckily I don’t have to deal with the gossip of people nor celebs either one of the gyms.