Massive lymph dick!

I blew out a lymph vessel from the base all the way to the end of my penis - little hard “pearls” for the length of it, etc. - classic lymph vessel blowout from clamping. The next day, I had a huge doughnut at the top half of my shaft that several days later has still not subsided. I guess it just can’t drain since I blew out the vessel. Looks downright deformed! Any suggestions, other than going to the urologist, to get the lymph swelling drained and down?

Can you get an erection?

Wow, I have seen shows on TLC about people with Lymphidema (<—SP likely) and have always wondered if anything like that had ever happened to someones dick. I always thought pumping would be the culprit. I would imagine that there is a way to get it repaired, but that likely would involve seeing a urologist first.

Dangleman, you really need to take it easier on your dick!

Hate to break the news to you, but you might have hurt your blood vessels and they are swollen, in which case you must see a doctor straight away, like the day it happened, and not weight several days! Head for the clinic now if you haven’t already.

Nah, it looks a lot like a lymph donut - I don’t think it is blood vessels at all. And, I do know I blew out a lymph vessel because I could feel that it was hard and had those little lumps in it. So it’s lymph …and YES, I can still get hard.

Dude if I blew out anything on my dick I would go to the doctor. I don’t care if my pubs look weird. That’s precious cargo man.

Dangle my friend what can I say bro you need to lighten up on your dick a little. If it don’t start to get better you may really need to get it checked out.

Yeah, I got too ambitious again …I am the king of injuries I think.

Damn Dangle, what are you going to do when that big bastard falls off? Take it to the taxidermy man and put it on your coffee table?

Don’t hurt it like that. Hurts me just to read it.

I can hear it now, you’ll sound like Quint from “Jaws”. “I know a taxidermy man who’s gonna have a heart attack when he sees what I brung him.”

I don’t have any experience with these type of injuries but your description of hard with lump(s) would also fit a thrombosed vein.

I tried starting a thread on this 2 years ago here and the thread didn’t go anywhere. This happened to me from clamping then. I had was to 6.4g perminate and went to hard for 7, the lymph went from a donut to all over the dick, after months it caused my skin to toughen, sensation to fade, and seriously hendered gains. Instead of expanding blood supply, the lymph would. I quit for a year, lost half inch girth, still have some permanent lymph. If I do clamping now, it comes back. If you want to keep full nerve feeling/sensation. Take a year break and stop strangling your dick. I really really wish I didn’t try to a few guy’s routines. Hanging was another culprit of loss of sensation, but all the lymph, did something to the outer skin. Fellas learn from this!

Is that in English?

He’s from Oregon.

That would be a good Sig for you. “The king of injuries.”