Been reading this thread on measuring the volume of the male member. It’s been interesting reading all of the possible methods for measuring with physics, calculus, multiple measurings, push ups into a water filled measuring cup (no cookies for me from that kitchen thank you), etc. I THINK I have an idea that would work in a simpler, less messy way without having to do the Mission Impossible drop into a jar of water while hanging from cables or get Stephen Hawking to stop figuring the mysteries of the universe for a minute to calculate the size of our peckers.
The idea came to me while I was watching an old episode of the Muppet Show online. Remember the show? (Those who don’t youtube it). Remember the Scientist and his trusty assistant Beaker? A beaker! Eureka!
Here it is:
First the beaker setup- you need a beaker setup to do this. Setup will take a few minutes but once done it can be used in seconds. So you get a beaker that has the needed measurement markings to read volume. I’ve found many different sizes and types for sale online. I would think plastic would be much safer than glass. It would need to be about twice as long & about an inch wider than your stiffy for this to work easily, 12-20 inches in length I would think based on your particular size. Now copy the measuring markings that are going upwards from the bottom and mark the beaker with a marker going from the top (open end) of the beaker with these same exact markings. Now the markings are the same bottom to top as well as top to bottom. Make sure the some of the markings go completely around the cylinder as this will be useful in making sure the water is level to give an accurate measurement. Now it’s ready to use.
Now the measuring- Do this in a place where you can lay back flat on your back. Maybe have some towels around in case your first attempts generate some spills. Fill the beaker about 1/2 to 2/3 (or as needed for this to work) full of warm water, taking measure of that volume. After a while you will probably settle on a set amount of water each time you measure to make calculating simpler. Now with the beaker tilted enough so that you can comfortably insert your stiffy, yet not spill any water, press the top of the beaker firmly against yourself to make a good seal. Maybe a bit of petroleum jelly around the rim if the beaker would help seal. Now while holding the beaker pressed tight to you lay back on the bed, couch,
Or whatever and WALLAH! Now your poker is magically in the beaker but on the bottom in the water! Take note of that measurement from your markings being sure the water is as level as possible. Carefully get up, and disengage from the beaker.
And now subtract your measurement from the starting volume of water and you have a pretty good measurement of your manhood in fluid ounces [US]. Now just multiply by 1.8 to get your measurement in cubic inches. TADAAAAH! Mission accomplished. Cool thing is now that you have this beaker you should be able to do a measurement anytime and in mere seconds.
Hope this helps. Cheers! :D
(Actual conversion is US fl. Oz. X 1.8046875 but that just seems a bit much for our purposes.)