Natural Lube

Aloe Vera from the plant itself is good lube for jelqing or whatever. Some even use it for intercourse. Use the goo in the middle of the “leaves.”

I really wish I had known about this years ago. I have a huge aloe vera plant, and only a small portion nipped off provides a long-lasting lube. Of course, as with anything, start out using only a little on a small area to test for any allergic or other negative reactions. It doesn’t bother my skin at all, and probably actually helps it.

Aloe Vera likes fairly warm temperatures. It won’t tolerate frost. Direct sun is ideal, but too much sun in harsh environments can burn it. It can be grown inside as a potted plant, though I have no experience with that.

AV is a great plant for lots of things!

I discovered that few months ago. I put the AV on my penis, move the plant and close my eyes thinking that it was a tonge licking up my dick. It was awsome. 100% recomended

Always makes me think of a 1940s cockney greeting his neighbour Vera with a friendly “‘Allo!”.

Egg whites?

Coconut oil is my personal fave. Fights yeast infections too.

AV is good.

I always use olive oil. My grandma always told me “Never let anything touch your skin that you wouldn’t eat”. :)

I can’t stand the smell of olive oil, perhaps I should fetch a chicken fillet? Haha

I’m of Italian descent. I already smell like olive oil - hahaha.

No way, really? I think it smells great. You’re Danish, I guess you could try bacon fat. ;)

Hahaha! That would spice things up, eh.

Every every man to himself. I enjoy cooking with olive oil, but the ‘raw’ smell is something i’d rather be without.

Just don’t use Hákarl.