New Way To Measure

OK, I THINK I finally have something to offer this forum that is of worth!

I hate to measure with a measuring tape. Just too much variance and problem making sure I have it wrapped around but not too tight, but making sure it is tight enough for the rules. You know what I mean. Well, this morning it came to me. Scotch Tape! I just wrap it around the dong and cut off the tape at the over lap part. Peel it off your dong and measure it. Works so much better for me. Now, tomorrow, I will measure my girth after my Bathmate session. That fucker has to be 14” girth! ; ^ )

The girl in your avatar needs to consider a low carb diet…lol.

I’m now imagining someone trying this with duct tape. Ouch.

That’s hilarious!

Now that’s what I call an off topic comment! great job! ;)

Anyway won’t scotch tape hurt when you peel it?

Not at all.

Fuckin’ pussy.
I thought I was talking to guys that hang fucking 25lb weights on their dicks.

You likey better now?

Haha, I didn’t get to see the original. I looked at the current camel toed beauty and thought, “what the hell is this guy talking about, low carbs”? You think you get 14” girth from your Herc. pump, or is that the Goliath? I measured my pumped flaccid post session yesterday, and it was sittin at 5 3/4 inches. Blew my mind. Even back when I clamped I never got bigger than 5 1/2”, even while in the clamp.

I’m just fucking kidding Bro. I don’t get that much expansion. Just blowin’ off some steam there.

Sounds like you’re doing pretty good there dude.

Much better!

I like plumpy ones better, but I knew they would not go over very well here.

Oh wow, that sounds like a very very specific way to measure girth. I think I’ll try it, but I know I won’t like the result to much :(