>Sigh.<
I remember when I was young …
Okay.
First of all: don’t masturbate.
Ever.
You will grow hair in places it really shouldn’t grow; like your mind.
Secondly, if you are having trouble getting a good grip get a small container of Superglue and some acetone. Fingernail polish remover has acetone in it - and some have moisturizers mixed in - this will suffice for your purpose.
Wrap your hand around the base of the glans and then a apply a drop of the Superglue to three points where your fingers contact your dick. Think of an “ok” grip as a circle. Apply the three small dots on the same points of the circle where a Mercedes Benz emblem’s lines makes contact with the outer circle. Follow me?
The glue will give you a huge advantage over the slipping and so will allow you to stretch to your hearts content.
Don’t get carried away, though. If you pull too hard you can tear your glans with this method.
After you’re done stretching use your free hand to soak some tissue paper or cotton ball or even a Q-tip with the nail polish remover. Apply this to the three Superglue points and wait a minute or so. The glue will dissolve and you will be good to go.
spoiler:
Not!
Before: I'd like to show you something I'm very proud of, but you'll have to move real close.
After: I\'d like to show you something I\'m very proud of, but you guys in the front row will have to stand back.
God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. - Robin Williams (: