PE-Next Generation?

How will penis enlargement be done differently in the future? We have developed many exercises and they work but how can PE be done differently? Think outside of the box. There are many innovators here who have experimented with temperature, various hangers, stretchers, chemicals etc.

Do you have any ideas? Lets hear them. It is time again for PE to move forward again!

Custom settings on the transporter regeneration parameters.

I think the penis will be inter dimensional in the future, so it will be necessary to think of penis enlargement in more than 4 dimensions.

Nano bots injected into the penis, then builds it to your desired specifications. Then every guy will have a 12 by 8 penis and most women will refuse to have sex due to the pain.

Jelquing will be done while you are getting your hair cut

All our jelqing will be performed by robots. Until they grow intelligent enough to hate us and then they’ll rip all our cocks off.

I think avatars will be 3-D.

And the people frequenting PE discussion boards won’t be as cool.

Said it before and will say it again: nanotech (like rr mentioned above) & gene therapy. It’s so obvious.

Also, avatars will not only be 3-D, but also scratch n’ sniff. And lemme tell you, there’s some smelly avatars here already…

Seriously, I think we will have a much better idea of what works best and why and for whom.

Cutting down the length of time spent on workouts. Then of course theres the supplement implants.

Ah for fucks sake. :)

In the next year or two, how will PE evolve?

I will start. Someone recently mentioned drilling a hole in a bar of soap to poke ones penis through as a masturbation aid. I wondered if one could use this modified bar of soap as a clamp if one were to cut it in half and attach a hinge. Now soap is not a great lubricant for PE because prolonged use will dry out your skin but perhaps something else could be used. Ideally it would be slippery like soap,provide a snug fit etc. This isn’t really “outside of the box thinking” but it is the best I could come up with. I know some of you can do much better. What variables are left to be explored?

Improve upon my idea or provide a better one. It has been awhile since our resident geniuses have put their thinking caps on and I want to see what you guys can do!

PE will become more commercialized by the big electronic gadget companies.

A geek will invent a robo-jelqer, with rollers integrated with infrared LED’s, driven by a windscreen motor. Apple will miniaturize it, paint it white and call it the iJelq.

Sony will copy it and release the PEStation, then Microsoft will try to gain market share by selling the XCox, at a loss, unfortunately Bill Gates will suffer a penis injury during the launch when it crashes and damages the reputation of all PE devices.

All wrong.

There will be no PE. You will select what kind of penis you would like, chosen from a catalog of penises of all different sizes and shapes. You will also be able to choose your testicle and scrotum size as well. If you’re lucky, your parents will have decided on these things beforehand when they decided on your sex soon after conception. With luck, your Dad slipped the genetic consultant an extra $500 (inflation) to give you a few extra inches. Happily, the rest of you will be Adonis-perfect: tall, athletic, resistant to disease and tooth decay, able to eat fat all day without metabolizing it, with 10/10 vision, super-acute hearing, a full head of hair for life, and an IQ of above 150. Of course, if you do not like the choices your parents made, you can simply go to a geneticist and change the parts which disatisfy you for the parts you choose from the catalog of traits your genetic consultant offers.

Two things are happening in the human species directly related to our evolution. Craniums are getting bigger and very quickly. Our heads are demonstrably higher than they were in the middle ages according to a recent report. They will only get bigger as our need to process and hold vast quantities of information becomes necessary for existance. Larger craniums have a tough time getting through the vaginal opening as it is. To have safe birth a woman will need to have very wide hips OR be guaranteed access to a C-section. As hips gets wider, vaginas are going to need to get longer and deeper too. What fits best in a wide and long vagina?? You got it! A big dick. Therefore, men of the future are going to have to be really hung to satisfy the women of the future.

“And remember my friends. Future events such as these will affect YOU in the future!” …… Introduction, Plan 9 From Outer Space

I am that guy! Have we met or something?

I do think that hangers will continue to be refined, getting smaller, more comfortable, and more convenient.

I think someone will finally perform a true scientific study.

I think the results will be mixed, and we will be where we are now.

Omega Zilch will rule the world. One World Order!!!