The Captn's Wench: PE Device

tick,

somewhere in the middle of these 29 pages Cap tells why he won’t do that. Like countless before you, you are left to your own capacities, I am afraid.

edit: Did Monty talk of stocking the needed supplies for a DIY-kit or is that just my imagination?

I just assembled my own wench and most everything was found at Walmart.

On a side note the Cable clamps are sold under a different name “cable cuff” at Homedepot.
The advantage of this is they are in their own respective bins sold separately so you can get multiple clamps without the unnecessary expense.

I just made my wench. It is comfortable. Thanks for the design.

Can anyone that has easy access to the materials and has experience making the wench, please make and send one to me? I will of course pay for materials, time, shipping etc. Please PM me.

Thanks.

Oh, i’ll be using it mostly for hanging.

Shit. Been trying out my new wench. Really enjoying the stretch, then realise I needed the toilet. I undid the belt and thought I could get away without taking off the wrench, started to piss and nothing came out.

It suddenly dawned upon me, that I still had the hose clamp on. I was suddenly dashing around the bathroom, knocking things over (at midnight) in the hope of finding a object resembling a screwdriver. I found my mums tweezers and I was in luck.

Then with my member pointing away from the toilet I removed my wench, the inevitable happened, I pissed all over the wall.

I gathered the materials last night and made mine today. I had to buy a 5’ length of velcro so there was plenty left over. So I used the extra to make a second band of double sided wrap around velcro to make an adjustable leg band. I put it through the loop on the wench and now have an ADS stretcher…I think. The comfort isn’t perfect yet, but it does put a nice stretch on the ligs. It will not work for when I’m at work though, I’ve got to have full mobility of both legs. But for days at home with nothing else to do I think it’ll be just fine.

This is why the Captain recommended a Cable Clamp. If those don’t give you fine enough control, try doing a search for “Turn-Key Clamps.” They are like conventional hose clamps but have a thumb screw for manual tightening and untightening.

Safety first?

LMAO!!!

Little thought went into my name. I was working for this conservation group, and they were obsessed about safety. We were all treated like children, not allowed to drink alcohol within our accommodation. It was crazy, rules, rules, I did 18 weeks. When I left, I took this poster from the house, that states in 6 inch high letters “safety first”. It is on my wall, amusing me as I type, and that’s were my name came from. I am certainly not a safety freak.

do people still use this?

I’m currently hanging 10 pounds from it

Does anybody wanna make a wonder wrench for me and send it to Australia? .. I can’t even find a clamp here like the one pictured. I will offer payment for the materials and postage.

Please PM me.

Capn,
I just made one and retrofitted it to my jes extender wow what a difference in comfort I will keep you posted on the extra time I can keep on the jes extender. The most I could ever go was a 1 1/2 hour period I feel like I could go 3 hours or more due to comfort and safer grip.

Thanks.

I went to Lowe’s website and i couldn’t find it.
Where else can i get this item?
What other brand can i purchase?