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Ha, that makes 5 liters fellows! And I have not gone bonkers yet. Bonkers yet. Bonkers yet. Bonkers konkers dilly-yonkers. No certainly not konkers. But my big is dikker. Thats sure for it!

**Always drink responsibly. Drinking more than 20 liters a day could be hazardous to your health. If you have kidney problems consult your doctor before drinking water. Growth discussed in this post is for illustration purposes only. Bigger dicks may cause hairy palms in some users.

>Water can take all the salts out of your body and make you really ill.<

Only if you drink, distilled water.

I know there is an answer to this because somebody once told me but I have forgotten:

Why does my dog prefer to drink water from the toilet rather than from the cute little bowl I wasted $12 on? I remember that the answer went deeper than “Uh, because the water is colder in the toilet”.

(The bowl says “dog” on it, but evidently mine hasn’t mastered three letter words yet)

Cap,

For the same reason they smell asses? I have no idea, except I do imagine toilet water would be a goldmine for minerals (while everybody always cleans the bowl, nobody ever even looks in the holding tank…) According to the SPCA the reason is simply that you are a bad owner:

A dog or cat drinking from a toilet may seem amusing, but you’ll find yourself asking, “what’s wrong with the perfectly good bowl of water that you left out for your dog?”

When presented with a choice, it makes sense that dogs and other canines would prefer fresh water over stagnant water. In our homes, cool, fresh water is readily available in toilet bowls. To a dog’s sensibilities (though adorable, still quite different from ours), this is as attractive a choice as any, particularly if the behavior is reinforced by quenched thirst over the years.

To discourage toilet-drinking, water bowls should be washed and refreshed at least twice daily. It helps also to consider whether your dog likes what the water bowl is made from. To learn his preference, offer choices of stainless steel, ceramic and plastic. If offered his choice of bowls filled with fresh, cold water, chances are your dog will eschew the toilet-especially if it is kept covered for a while.

Steve

This has certainly been an interesting topic you’ve presented. For the last few years, I have been very particular about the foods I put into my body (it’s very true…you are what you eat!) but I haven’t really paid attention to just how important water is to our general health.

I consume a lot of fruits and vegetables in a day so I know that I’m getting a lot of water content from those but I’m stepping up my water consumption. I just did a quick net search and found that getting daily proper amounts of water can decrease any likelihood of heartburn. It can also help with arthritis pain, back aches, constipation and quite possibly migraines. Of course, another site knocked the theory of needing lots of water with some medical evidence…so as with everything in life, we experiment and make our own judgements.

My own experience is knowing how positively my body responds to a cool glass of water as well as a juicy apple or orange (and yes, it goes crazy for pineapple). With awareness, you eventually learn what feels right.

Wood,

Very nice post. I too am very careful about what I put into my body and appreciate the truths you have written. When you are aware, it is very easy to become adept at meeting the body’s needs. After over 30 years of eating in this manner, I am quite good at feeding my body what it wants. But somehow, I had always substituted other drinks for water. Now that I have fixed this short-sight, I am healthier and more alert than ever. But truly, even though water does indeed have many lovely healthful aspects, and even though I would love for all my friends here to share in the bounty of watery health, my real purpose in sharing all this is strictly dick related. For preaching the health aspects of water, I will rely on great posts like yours!

Drinking water will make your dick hang lower, that is my claim. I drank 5 liters yesterday without expiring. What’s more, I almost have my entire flaccid hang recovered from my two weeks of water abstinence. That fast, that easy. I say it again, drink a lot of water, get a bigger penis.

**Always drink responsibly. Drinking more than 20 liters a day could be hazardous to your health. If you have kidney problems consult your doctor before drinking water. Beer may be substituted for water for entertainment purposes only, growth will be diminished.

What other body parts swell up after drinking lots of water?

If I do this, I’ll have to start BE - bladder enlargement! - no joke!

Steve, thanks for starting an H2o thread. I have been monitering my consumption over the last few days and I have managed to drop way down from where I should be.

iamaru,

I have found it easiest to just drink a 1/2 liter bottle per hour up to dinner time (after that and I am peeing all night). It is pretty easy to do this way. If I look at my watch, and if it’s at or after the hour, I chug my bottle and go refill it. If it’s any time up to the hour, I sip it. Very easy to keep the proper amount of hydration for big penis hang that way. (I don’t buy bottled water, because 4 liters a day would break me - I filter water and pour it into 1/2 liter bottles).

Speaking of big penis, mine appears fully recovered today. I am hanging low at my full 5.5x5 hang again, after only 2 days hydration. Drink more water, get a bigger penis!

**Always drink responsibly. Drinking more than 20 liters a day could be hazardous to your health. If you have kidney problems consult your doctor before drinking water. Serving suggestion: defrost.

Hmmmm….I believe I see the evidence of my increase in water consumption. Yeehaw! Where’s my camera? :)

Is anyone else seeing your flacid hang? I guess for me it would be worth drinking the water if I were walking around naked all day, but if no one else were going to see my penis I don’t know if I would bother. It definitely does feel nice though waking up in the morning with a gigantic flacid hang before taking a piss. I guess you just feel good all day eh? :)

Great hang you have there PirateSteve, sure bigger than my 5 L x 4 G hang. I get looks with mine so I figure you may be getting stares. Got to go find my water glass now.

I do walk around naked a lot, and when dressed wear perhaps a bathing suit or some shorts - so yes Mick, in the subtropics it does make a difference in how others see you. I imagine it would indeed hang out here more than in Canada in winter. (By the way, why are you still up there? Florida is jam packed with Canadians every winter. Did you miss the bus? I thought the whole country migrated, there are so many down here every year.) But even if it did not hang out so much, I will admit it is mighty satisfying to be able to piss in a public bathroom with pride instead of shame, indeed it is. I used to go into the stalls, but not any more mateys!

So drink up me hearties, drink up! Drink more water, get a bigger dick.

**Always drink responsibly. Drinking more than 20 liters a day could be hazardous to your health. If you have kidney problems consult your doctor before drinking water. Not liable for damages due to misuse. Water is for recreational purposes only. Available in fine stores everywhere.

Man, don’t deny me this one small pleasure…lol. (Well, not-so-small at the moment!) I’ll admit it’s not up there with the big boys yet, but a nice treat to see nonetheless. I’ll have to drink a ton of water before I use a urinal though…lol.

And man, is it friggin’ cold up here!

Wood,

You drink a lot of water and you will have to use a urinal! And don’t forget to defrost that water before you drink it..