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If you read much, you have probably read a few posts where I wax poetic about the wonders of water on flaccid hang. I have, since summer, been drinking no less than 4 liters per day. I start drinking a 1/2 liter bottle when I get up, and down one each hour throughout the day. My flaccid hang has been impressing even me. So over the Holidays, I decided to try an experiment. I cut way back on water for two weeks - 1 liter a day. That’s 3 liters less than I was drinking. Guess what happened? I pissed a lot less! And my flaccid hang shrunk 1” length and 3/4” girth. That’s right kids.

Moral of this Pirate experiment? Drink lots of water, get a bigger hang. I will start my hydration at 4 liters a day again tomorrow. I would rather piss a lot than have a small penis…

Not only that, water is good for you. It keeps your body flushed of toxins and thus makes you less prone to illness. I don’t mind pissing a lot but I work on an assembly line and I think people would start to look at me funny if I had to take a piss break 2-3 times more than anyone else. LoL.

Orgasmo, they wouldn’t if they saw you carried a water bottle on the job and were drinking all the time.

Water has a negative side to it too.

If you drink too much of it, well 4liters a day for a adult man is quite near that point where it can start to harm you.

Water can take all the salts out of your body and make you really ill.

One women drinked her self alive after consuming about 12liters.

Well if you eat unhealthy salty food like sea dogs do then you have no problems.

hey guys since we are on the subject, I tend to piss more(not excessively but 2-3 more times than others) than others but its mostly in social situations (going to a friends place to hang out) or at school. do others experience this?

Peanuts Kauna, lot’s of salty peanuts! Pretzels too, those damn addictive nibblers. Standard boat snacks both. But mostly the peanuts. So what are you suggesting is the maximum healthy amount of water? I can start there for a few weeks and see if I get the same result. I was just doing a half liter an hour because it was easy for me to remember, and during the hot summer months here in the sub-tropics it seemed exactly the right amount to keep heat stroke at bay.

As a side note, other benefits of my hydration are that I am healthier than I have been for years. I lost weight and now also produce more semen during ejaculations. All from water. But I did not really know it could be overdone…

That makes nothing but sense to me Steve. I’m going to have to increase my water intake.

I think you are not in the danger zone while you keep it in those 4liters.

I am no expert, actually I heard this in a gym because I have a habit of drinking huge loads of water while exercising.

If you feel complete fine your water intake is not too much.

And if you live in the sub-tropics you need that water, I live in this f*cking fridge.

OK Kauna, thanks. Finland huh? I guess I shouldn’t mention that my air conditioner just kicked on then…

Other positive effects of upping your water intake include lower levels of fatigue, smaller and more reasonable appetite swings, and has anyone mentioned a bigger dick?

What? You mean I can get a bigger dick just from drinking water? Why on earth would any PEer not want to get a bigger dick so easily?

>Water can take all the salts out of your body and make you really ill.<

My elderly neighbor went completely bonkers one hot summer day from drinking too much water. She ended up in the hospital and hallucinated all kinds of crazy stuff until the docs got enough electrolytes back into her.

How much water is too much depends on your diet. You’re right that an excess will cause trouble.

Hobby, apparently I am not over my limit yet (I was bonkers before I started drinking water), but how would someone else know if they were drinking too much water? Are there warning signs?

Hmm. This page says "Symptoms of fluid overload include a gradual mental dulling, drowsiness, weakness, confusion, coma, convulsions and death."

All I wanted to point out is that it is possible to drink too much water. I don’t want an idiot reading this to drink himself silly, or worse, in hopes of attaining a larger flaccid size.

Most people don’t drink enough water. Here is one page about the importance of proper hydration.

Seems they also may develop a fondess for strange, hard to read, font types.