The Captn's Wench Amazing ADS

What’s this? I try to get some shut eye and a mutiny breaks out on the bridge?! Can’t trust any of you swabs.

Because Steve was good enough to work on these two ADS systems and share them with me as he progressed I have the distinction of being one who has tried them- for about two weeks now.
Of the two presented I immediately fell in love with the Peg Leg because like Steve I am a KISS fan (pirates just love high heels and makeup with their rock n’ roll - oops wrong kiss). I also immediately saw the similarity between the Peg Leg and other commonly ‘used’ but far from perfect ADS’s. In fact, when I first came up with the Wench I envisioned something very much like this as the ADS part of the devices three in one appeal.

What I didn’t imagine was just how effective this thing is. And because of Steve’s genuine passion for keeping things simple I was saved from many hours/days/weeks of experimenting with more complex ideas of my own. It is almost anti-climatic to hook a Wench to your unit, slap a few rubber bands and a strip of Velcro into the mix and experience the most flawless ADS you could ever have imagined.

Couldn’t agree more T.
I for one can’t wait for people to try the Peg Leg. Especially those who have pined for the perfect ADS. Comfortable, safe, undetectable, cheap as dirt, and of course - all day stretching of the penis. Pretty little lady too.

Hopefully the only feedback that Steve gets will be from people having trouble with it, because this will mean he is going to spend a lot time posting parrot and monkey jokes — what I mean is that I sincerely doubt there will be much if any “help I’m having trouble” feedback.

I ‘m saying it because I know it, I’ve used it: The Peg Leg is as close to flawless as a PE device gets.

Thanks Ike, it thrills me to hear you say that I am on the right track. Hobby has been a tremendous inspiration to me as well, and I actually have that same thread bookmarked in my browser because I see it as the definitive discourse on penis elongation (thank you Hobby!) My search for a decent ADS has been ongoing for years because I intuitively felt the same things Hobby stated.

But when Hobby penned that post this past summer, I was absolutely convinced and became obsessed with ADS. ADS has to be the way. And after trying all the rest, Pegleg just kind of invented itself. It is, in my mind, the Model T of ADS (it’s even black). I do really like what it does, and it does give a wonderful stretch (and unlike other ADS I have tried, it can actually be worn All Day thanks to the wonderful Hook Wench design).

I do have a much more complex and expensive version. It is much more refined. It is a bit more comfortable. But it is way more complicated and expensive to construct too. And it really does not work so much better that it should be built instead of the simple version. The Pegleg works. And despite owning the complex one, I use the simple one I presented by choice. And I still really like how the tension varies as I walk.

And Cappy, your endorsement is all I ever needed. If nobody else builds a one, to know you are using a Pegleg is enough for me. We have completed a perfectly symbiotic relationship, we two pirates. Besides, lubbers don’t really need long penises, do they? With each other’s support and ingenuity, we are going to have to change our names to Long John. He he. I think I can finally get some sleep now.

Sleep? Who said you could sleep?! No sleep. I hate sleep. I hate that I ever have to sleep and I hate it even more when other people sleep. Sleeping is for children and exhausted women.
PirateSteve, wake up damn you!

—Captn’Somnia

If I don’t sleep Cappy, how can I do product testing on the all night stretcher? I swear, you put me in this nasty dungeon, feed me nothing but turkey jokes and expect miracles…

If anybody is still on this thread, there is a really nice strap for “tennis elbow” ar as I know it tendinitis in the fore arm. It’s got a plastic loop for a velcro strap that I’ve been using as a peg leg as I have just read about. Since the knee area is normally about the same size it makes a nice fit for me just above the knee and my Quad (that your thigh muscle) holds it in place nicely. Just a late addition. Oh, I bought it at Meijer, a grocery chain in their sports support area.

42,
Shhhh. PirateSteve is sleeping. We’ll have to whisper. There’s nothing worse than a grumpy one-eyed pirate. Believe me.

This idea of yours is excellent. I too have always had to stop in that aisle of a drugstore and contemplate the possibilities in those many contraptions. Plus, anytime Velcro is in the vicinity it’s as if it calls to me.

So, you have been using this “tennis elbow” wrap with the Peg Leg? How does it all work for you? Do you feel a good stretch with the Peg Leg? Does it hide well?

-Cap

42,

Any strap that snugs around the knee is a good one. I used the Velcro everybody that built a Wench had at least 11’ of laying around. But any knee brace or knee strap will work beautifully. If you have it, for goodness sakes use it! That’s good thinking 42, use whatever is at hand. And Cappy, thanks for the assist.

Capn, nice to talk to you. Sorry for being off line for a few from this thread. The concealment is excellent. I get a good stretch switching from leg to leg. Symetry you know, I don’t want to have an easterly hard on. I work in retail all day long and no one knows what lurks on my penis

42,

Great to hear it is working for you! I know exactly what you mean about switching legs. In fact, I have always had a little angle to the right, so I stretch more on the left leg in the hopes that it will even out. Only time will tell. But your idea of switching legs for symmetry is wonderful and I hope others follow your advice!

To all,

Many of you guys have seen my posts harassing, laughing, joking, and swearing about the things that go on around here. In this post I am being quite serious.

I would like you to take a few minutes and read my very long, very serious analysis, opinion and overall personal feelings about CaptnHooks infamous Wench.

I have read many great things from you guys about the Wench, but until you actually have one strapped to your dick you can’t get the full ramifications of what your wearing even though others have been talking about it for awhile.

As some of you may know, I have been delayed in getting a Wench even though I have had the materials in my garage since day one.

Boy was I stupid for procrastinating.

This is a great invention. It is well thought out, well made, easy to use, easy to modify and has multiple functions (i.e. hanging, ADS, Peg Leg, etc). I have had the opportunity to wear it for a solid few days now for about 8 hours per day. As it relates to my dick and comfort, that’s more than enough time for me to form an opinion.

To give you a little background, my goal for an ADS is to be able to wear it under my shorts everyday. Because of my job and my location I wear jeans shorts almost year round here in Florida. I am short (5’6789789” tall) so I don’t wear my shorts real long. The length of my shorts is approximately half way between my groin and the top of my knee cap. I also don’t wear my jeans real tight but also not gangsta style either. I am too old for either too tight or too loose. As you can see, using a leg strap ADS wont work for me, there would be exposure. I need a completely stealth ADS. I believe I have found one in the Wench.

To begin with I slipped my dick into one of the tight black socks/tubes that came with my Penimaster. I think a baby sock with the toes cut out would do the same thing. I left enough of the black tube to cover the head of my dick. I leave enough there just to protect the head of my dick from any potential chafing or scrapes. I then wrapped the portion of my dick just below the head with a small section of self stick Ace Bandage. Maybe twice around the old rod. It needed to be snug but not a choker. I did this for grip and not for comfort. I have tried to use the Wench without wrapping but my dick slipped out after a few minutes. I don’t like the feel of the Ace Bandage because it is kind of scratchy on my dick. The Johnson & Johnson brand white self stick bandage is MUCH more comfortable but it is virtually single use whereas the Ace Bandage can be used over and over again. I am just too cheap to use a single use product. My dick will just have to learn to toughen up.

After I wrapped my dick, I then put on the Wench. I just unroll the Velcro, place my dick between the gripper pads with the head of my dick sticking beyond the Velcro and wrap it up TIGHT. This took me a couple of times to get it tight enough to not pull away from my dick when under stress. I am sure everyone puts this on the same way but I will reiterate this anyway. The loop on the Wench is now on the sides of the head of my dick and looped above. I then took one of my ankle height sweat socks and cut a slit in it at the toes, slipped the sock over the Wench and pulled the Wench’s loop out from the slit in the toe of the sock. This is to save you from being chaffed by the Wench when it is in its final location. Okay I now have an attached Wench hanging off of my dick with a sock on it. You could just wrap with something else but I found this easy and convenient and explainable if the sock was found.

I then pulled out the 60” (1” wide) nylon strap with the plastic quick release buckle. I fished the strap through the loop on the Wench and stopped feeding at the halfway mark. I now have the Wench with two long tails, 30” on each end. I will get into shortening these a bit later once the final fit is determined. I now pull up my jockey shorts but leave my dick (and balls), the Wench and the two nylon tails out of my underwear to one side. I then take both tails of the nylon strap and put them between my legs to the back and feed the straps up along my butt crack. At the topside of the tail bone I then take one tail to the right and the other to the left, and wrap them around to the front of my waist. From behind this will look like a thong or T-back type of configuration. All this time, the Wench, dick and balls as well as the nylon strap are on the outside of my jockey shorts.

Now in front, at my waist or abdomen, I have the female side of the strap and clasp in one hand and the male side of the strap and clasp in the other hand. Insert the male end of the clasp into the female end of the clasp and tighten the belt so that you feel your dick being tugged down and in between your legs, similar to a fowfer. You are now fully installed. Because of the way I tightened the strap, it is no longer riding up my ass crack, starts to at the base near my taint but spreads out around my ass cheeks and hip bones as it gets higher toward my waist. At this point I made the determination that the nylon strap is too long and needs to be cut. I cut off over a foot of strap and burned the nylon end to keep it from unraveling. I am NOT using the cable clamp at all. I am able to get a tight enough grip with just the virgin Wench. I then pull up my shorts and go to work at my desk.

Okay now my personal observations about the Wench as a stealth ADS capable of being worn under shorts.

1) The Wench cannot be seen AT ALL. It is completely invisible to outsiders. It is pulled tight so it is sitting in the crotch of my shorts toward my touch hole. I am very happy that no one can see the Wench, its strap or the buckle. And I had my shirt tucked in and no visible signs of an ADS.

2)It is very comfortable to wear whether sitting, standing or walking. I feel more pressure when sitting along the top of my dick near the fat pad and you are aware you are sitting on something but nobody else will know or at least didn’t with me. When walking I was initially getting some chafing from the Wench but I then put a sweat sock over it for comfort. It seems to find its own happy place between my legs so once I put a sock on it, it self adjusts.

3) I may put a rivet in the Wench’s loop through the nylon strap to keep the tails evenly spaced for easier entrance and exit. However if you just tied the nylon strap in a knot at the halfway point on the Wench’s loop, it could later be removed for an alternative use of the Wench, such as hanging.

4) Urination was easy once I got the hang of the procedure of latching and releasing the clasp and unwrapping and re-wrapping the Wench. It probably added 30-45 seconds to my bathroom piss. I have a private bathroom at my office. If I was in public I just would have pissed with it on and spent more time shaking my dick so I wouldn’t be a dribbler.

5) I did check on my dick every hour or so to make sure that the head of my dick was still alive. I had a slight coolness, but very little discoloration. I did have a few dents in the head of my dick from sitting on it but that was before I added the sweat sock for comfort. The dents were less noticeable but remember I was sitting on my dick most of the days.

6) I did feel the need to re-tighten the strap in order to keep the tug increased on the base of my dick. It wasn’t a problem since I piss so often from drinking a few hundred ounces of water a day so I had to touch the thing anyway. There may be a way to add rubber bands or a spring in there to keep up the tension, but its in no way a big deal for me. And frankly I probably wouldn’t even bother with another part.

7) When I unwrap my dick, it looks REALLY long, a bit skinny, but really long. And it stays that way for quite awhile. I am hopeful that is only the beginning of great things to come.

8) I may cut up and glue an emergency Mylar blanket into a condom shape to place on my dick to reflect my own body heat back to relax the ligs/tunica. I don’t know, I bought a 5’X 4’ blanket at Wal-Mart for $1.97, so it is cheap enough to experiment with. I found it in the motor home section of the store. The downside would be if it makes a crunching noise. I will let you know about that.

Overall on a scale of 1 (being the worst) to 10 (being the best), this product is a 10 for me. I need no modifications to the Wench itself, any modifications that I may foresee in the future have to do with trimming an edge here or there. I have comfort and I have stealthability, what more can I ask for but a bigger dick.

The net result is that I can wear this under my shorts whenever I want and not be obvious. This is going to increase my stretching time 10 fold. The hour or two I wear the Penimaster will be dwarfed by the amount of time I spend in the Wench.

This product doesn’t need my endorsement or accolades, one try and you’ll be Hook-ed.

789

Wow 789! That is some ADS. Completely hidden in shorts no less, and all day comfort. I found, like you, the Wench to be the perfect ADS platform. You might try some gel insoles on top of the grippers (as discussed in the Alternative Materials post). I find the gel is comfortable enough to let me ADS without any wrap all day.

So if I get this right, you are pulling your Mr. Happy backwards with a belt you wrap through your legs and then around your waist? This would have to give a good lig pull. Do you snug it up a bit throughout the day to keep the tension on it? Hey, I have a belt and an old sock! Now if the next girl I bring home complains that my dick smells like sweaty feet and ass, it will be you I come after 789 :)

I love the idea of using mylar for heat retention. I hope you let us know how the idea progresses 789. As I think of it, mylar could be a wonderful addition to a whole slew of PE exercises and devices. I impatiently await reports of your trials.

789, This is wonderful. We now have several, real, workable, cheap ADS for the Wench platform. Like you, I am Hook-ed (witty 789, very witty). I love being able to hang and ADS with the same device. And I love that it works for both so well. Three cheers for Hook! And three more for you 789. I swear, I am going to make a habit of giving you stuff.

Your description is absolutely correct, I do pull the straps through my legs to the back, up the ass crack and around the waist. One strap to each side. In reality I am pulling my dick down and under into the taint area, while tightening the straps that are wrapped around my waist. I do snug it during the day, because my dick seems to get used to the pull and give a little. I am always taking a piss anyway so it is not inconvenient at all.

I know an illustration or picture would be helpful and I will see what I can do regarding this. Would you like to model Pirate?

And one last thing, I should have written in the original thread that I use a CLEAN sweat sock so that will at least keep your different dick odors less one.

789

Oh, now you mention it should be a clean sock. I suppose you are going to tell me I shold probably start wiping my ass too?

Hey, I built one of these in like, 0 seconds. Wearing it now. Feels a little funny back there, but nothing bad or that I won’t get used to pretty quick. I feel like somehow I fell into that “Anal Stretching” classic post, or like I am back in ballet lessons in college. But it gives a great lig pull, and it is TOTALLY invisible under my shorts. Nice work 789. I miss the bouncy pull I get with the Pegleg, but it is worth the trade off on days when I am going to wear shorts. I’ll see what I can do about an illustration or photo, but I am guessing it won’t be quick…

Dear Pirate,

Do you sell the Wenches? I am technically challenged and wonder what you would charge for building me a Wench. thanks

WLAWonder

wla-

PirateSteve and I are currently exploring a way to make The Captn’s Wench available to people like yourself, who for whatever reason are unable to acquire one. Any plan we have is in its infancy so I ask that you be patient until we have a clearer picture of what it is we will be offering.

For those interested I, along with PirateSteve will be posting a more thorough explanation of our ideas and intentions. For the moment I will share that it is an idea motivated by the great number of requests, like the one above, that I have received since the introduction of the device but have consistantly declined. To date neither I nor Steve have entered into any commercial dealings with any member of Thunder’s Place. However, should we pursue this venture neither of us has any intention of altering our current status as idiotic members of this incredible forum.
So rest easy turkey killers, the fun has only just started.

—Cap