The Captn's Wench Amazing ADS

Compliments will get you everywhere Pirate, thanks buddy! Give me a few minutes on the list..

The list is now complete. Instead of diverting attention from Cappy and PirateSteve’s great new device here, I sent PirateSteve the list to decide what to do with it.

Stevie, you are a gentleman and a scholar. You just earned yourself a few beers when I hit town in February. Or maybe sake on Lincoln Road?

Stevie has collected relevant posts of inventions, ideas and devices. Look for this wonderful Stevie collection of ADS devices here There are a lot of noteworthy ideas and inventions in there. Of course I am still partial to the Pegleg…

OK, thanks to a lovely exchange with Shiver on his post and a couple hours sleep, I have decided to post a most wonderful way to use the tension of the rubber bands on the Pegleg to achieve lengthy sessions of rhythmic tension stretching while sitting at a desk.

One of the things about the Pegleg design that thrills me is the way the tension varies as you walk with it on. As the knee bends, tension is less. As it straightens, tension increases. It is marvelous for encouraging blood flow and therefore allowing increased wearing times. There also is some thought that the rhythmic tensioning will assist the growth process itself. The pull-PULL-pull-PULL action works on the tissues in a way that just PULL does not. This is way over my head, and my searches of the forum have proved fruitless - but this effect has been discussed here, and with any luck one of the boards Super PE Gurus will jump in and help me out with this by giving a real explanation instead of my poor man’s attempts.

Anyway, it is the rhythmic action of the Pegleg that does indeed excite me about it’s prospects. I get these benefits walking and while riding my little folding bicycle into town for supplies and food. But all that is lost on a fellow who sits at a desk all day right? Well, not any more! There are these marvelous under desk bicycle exercisers . One could easily buy one, sit it under his desk, pedal while he works, and get not only a bigger penis but also a better cardiovascular system! Drink some water while you do it, and you will be unstoppable! Healthy and a big penis, and it won’t take much to get there.

Steve,

>Hey Stewart, you saying the Pegleg isn’t a simple device any schmoe can make and use effectively? I know you are not, it just was a little vague.<

No, it’s pretty damn simple as is. The only suggestion I can think of that still makes KISS criteria is to maybe use a stretchy boy’s belt instead of the velcro for the leg anchor. Such things can be requisitioned at your neighborhood thrift shop. The belt could stretch slightly as the calf muscle flexes, but maybe that’s not an issue. I haven’t tried the Peg Leg yet. Maybe the anchor needs to be rigid to provide a decent stretch.

>Ike, I WANT you to blow me away, but it will take a really simple design. My design criteria were these: the Wench itself had to be the most complicated part of the process of construction and use, and the additions to the Wench had to cost under 5 bucks. Pegleg smashes that criteria, and Wenchimaster even more if you already have a dusty Penimaster….So Ike, I have seen your stuff. I know you can do KISS. I await your best shot Stewart. Let’s make some big penises for lunch money!<

I somberly accept your challenge, but I may not get the designs any simpler and cheaper than you already have. Nonetheless, I am long overdue for one of my two hour long, stream-of-consciousness trips to Home Depot. It takes a few minutes, but I soon get into a “flow” or “the zone” where I’m zipping from isle to isle fitting things together and losing track of time. It’s a sort of meditation. The utensil section of a gourmet cooking store or the first aid and foot care shelves of a drug store can also get me a little high. I may not make any breakthroughs, but hey, beats working.

My design criteria were these: the Wench itself had to be the most complicated part of the process of construction and use, and the additions to the Wench had to cost under 5 bucks.

What happened to effective?

T, OK so I forgot that part. (Not really, that was understood from the beginning). Apparently nobody here thinks this thing is effective, based on replies (or lack of them). Of course, nobody has tried it either. I have been wearing mine for weeks, and it is the best ADS I have ever owned - and I have a box full of them that cost me hundreds. I am excited about it, I know it is stretching my penis wonderfully, I shared it, so I have no regrets. My penis is being effectively stretched - rhythmically - not just statically. You guys can knock it or try it, but Hell - I made it as simple as I could so everybody can try it. I spent weeks simplifying it for just that reason - so everybody could try it. It takes 30 seconds to build if you already have a wench - less time than posting a reply here.

I give you a simple, affordable, effective ADS that has a unique quality of rhythmic stretching. One that I personally love and use. You guys can rag all you want. My penis is stretching.

I’m not ragging the ADS Pirate, I have not tried it and wouldn’t do that. Just BSing about the KISS thing.

Give the guys time to build the ADS and use them awhile. Then you will get your feedback.

OK T, sorry. I haven’t really slept in a few days, and my head is really pounding. Probably more than a little sensitive. And NOW of course, I see the humor…

Sounds like you need to grab some bunk time then. I can do 24, but anything more than that and I am either useless or violent. Well, actually, useless can happen no matter how many hours I sleep.

I was born useless! Maybe not, but I have worked hard and achieved it. Actually, soldiering and offshore sailing have conditioned me to go really long periods without much sleep. It’s the head pain that complicates things - can’t lay my head down to sleep because it hurts too much. Gets to be a vicious cycle where sleep deprivation leads to more pain, pain keeps me awake. After a few days I pass out and all is good again. Ah, the price of a misspent youth! I should have been banging cute chicks instead of crawling around in the mud for my Uncle.

I have seen him is this mode the slightest spelling or grammar error can push him over the edge, it gets worse when he’s been hitting the tequila :D

You know, there is something particularly enjoyable about participating in the hijack of ones own thread.

Useless=tequila, that’s me in a nutshell.

Well, hate to sort of get back on subject, but I actually think the Peg Leg type ADS has the most promise for genuine gains, so it meets the effectiveness criteria. I wonder about the Penimaster type device, where it apparently only stretches the shaft, and hence the tunica. For those of you that use one, does it actually result in erect gains? As I think I wrote earlier, I think the downward stretching produced by the Peg Leg type produces a sustained stretch on the ligiments. So no, I wouldn’t rag on your design, Steve. I think it’s the way to go.

I often recall this Hobby thread, to wit:

“With any given stretching force, the resulting proportion of plastic to elastic response depends primarily upon two stretching force variables: time and intensity. Research on these variables has produced three significant findings: 10, 16-18

1) Short duration stretching of high intensity favors the elastic response, while prolonged duration stretching of low intensity favors the plastic response.

2) There is a direct correlation between the duration of a stretch and the resulting proportion of plastic, permanent elongation.

3) There is a direct correlation between the intensity of a stretch and the degree of either trauma or weakening of the stretched tissues.

To summarize, the longest period of low force stretch produces the greatest amount of permanent elongation, with the least amount of trauma and structural weakening of the connective tissues.”