The Captn's Wench Amazing ADS

>BTW, what’s up with the sudden invasion of the ADS threads?

I bumped some old ones since ADS is a popular subject at the moment and also to remind people that there is good stuff in older posts.

I think guys should read most every thread posted here. It’s an excellent way to spend time when hanging or ADSing. You’ll learn about PE history and be surprised at the gems that turn up. If you don’t want to go whole hog, narrow the topic down to one of particular interest by using the search button in the top right of every page.

This concludes the research endorsement message. You are now returning to your regularly scheduled thread…

Speaking of rubber band wars Stevie - this thing is the bomb for shooting paper clips. I found a box of clips walking back to the marina last week, and I have been launching them across the marina with my Pegleg. Guys talk about turning their penis into a “weapon”, well now they can! I was laughing my ass off the first night imagining a Thunders get together where we all got into Wench paper-clip wars. I even had a dream about it that first night. Twatt won of course, nothing could penetrate his meat-suit. I don’t know about an ADS invasion, but I do know if there is an ADS invasion, the Pegleg is going to have tactical superiority!

Thanks Hobby for bumping the ‘Traction Wrapping vs. All Day Stretch’ thread…very interesting information there.

Quite remarkably, I was just wondering what traction wrapping was all about after reading it in another thread and it magically appeared! Hmmm…I guess the PE God was looking after me again.

Great work guys.

Thanks for the contributions to the forum. OK, enough back patting, get back to work.

You may also notice that your fonts might get tampered with a little, not sure yet. Not your signature Pirate, just some the “sized” fonts.

I couldn’t agree with you more, Hobby. It’s interesting reading about where these ideas started. Also, it’s easier (sometimes) to build on someone else’s work than starting from scratch. You could save yourself from costly mistakes that way.

On a related note, I’d like to point out the importance of the favorites folder. It’s a great place to store these informative threads for future reference. And if we all share our favorites, then we can discover and learn from the threads others have listed that we might otherwise have missed.

Guys, to read/look over stevie’s favorites, click the profile button in any post of his, then the View favorites link. This man has used the favorites option most effectively.

Stevie,

You are indeed a master! But I was somewhat surprised that since you has so many good posts you did not have the classic “Anal Stretching” post. I rather expected in your wonderful collection it would head the humor list. Is it not actually a favorite - or did I just miss it?

Ah yes, the "Stretching with the Anal" thread. How could I have forgot that one?!? Thanks for the reminder Pirate, it is now in the humor folder along with it’s equally entertaining sequel, Anal streching thread.

Classics.

Just call me Pappy.
You know what the old timers say, Steve: Once a Wench always a Wench.

And cut the modesty crap. You’ve done a great service here. The demand for a safe, effective, and stealth ADS is so strong because unlike you and I most of these lubbers have to go out in the world and work. Hey - growing penis while making money - a dream come true!

Once again, thanks for installment #2. Oh and BTW I forgot to mention - now you have to tend to this old lady for life.. (bwahahaha)

Oh shit…did someone say manual stretching?

bwahahaha?

Is this code?

:)

Hobby,
Thanks for bumping those ADS threads. Since we have sparked an ADS revival (well, I hope we have), your bringing out these threads is a great idea. How about putting links to some of the best here in a post? Since I will be keeping this one up for a bit, it would be good to have them readily available to the guys doing research. I got to read them tonight, but tomorrow they will be gone again. I have tried many of those designs, and have liked a few. I like the Pegleg better, but heck - I’m biased! Besides, it really is the only ADS that has really done what I wanted.

All we want is bigger penises for everybody. Me, I want simple KISS devices too (hence my continuing love of my little Chickenchoker Hanger and the original Wench - beautifully simple devices that actually work). Others might not need the simplicity of my KISS PE vision. But working together, sharing information, pushing the envelope (I have hope for the challenge I gave that Scot inventor Ike), we are bound to do a better job than those devices I have been buying for years at $200 and more. So Hobby, you wonderful sheet bend tying maniac, what do you say? You up to digging up those posts again?

Pirate, I have my hands full with other things at the moment. Since you are familiar with prior ADS designs, feel free to take on the task you suggested. :) Or maybe Stevie can do it. Wow. I’m really impressed with his collection of favorites.

As for knots, everyone should know a few basic ones. I can’t tie very many, but the few I can have been very useful. Maybe we need a knot thread in NCE?

A knot thread eh? Would be a fun thing for sure, but a devil of a lot of work to do illustrations or photos for. Still, it could be a helpful thing. Hmmm. And yes, Stevie has a lovely collection. That fellow is just a bundle of ideas and enthusiasm wrapped up in a really, really nice guy.