The SuckXtender - just remember it sucks!

Nothing very exciting this week - not many hours either :(

Week 4

…………..Hrs “up” Hrs”down” Weekly Hrs Cumulative Hrs BPFSL Before After

Week 1……..4……….7…………11…………… 11………………..6.9”……7.0”
Week 2……..4……….0………….4…………… ..15………………..6.9”……7.0”
Week 3…….11………7………….18…………… .33……………….7.0”……7.1”
Week 4………3………3………….6…………… …39……………….7.0”……7.1”

All right folks,

Introducing the Super-Duper-Cheapo Vacuum Device, a.k.a The GlansHanger!

Imagine a making a hanger

* From something so cheap you would normally throw it away
* Using left over scrap from your household screw box + silicone
* That can be modified for uses for lightweight hanging, ADS or SuckXtender
* That is so stealthy you’ll forget it’s there if used as ADS

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Thanks to Churchy’s suggestion, a 35 mm film canister has been proven to be able to modify to a vacuum device. The procedure is as follows:

Take canister (preferably clear plastic) that is smooth on inside and out. Drill or cut small hole in bottom. Trim the lid so that the outer lip is cut away, keeping the inner ridge of the lid in place, make a small hole here as well. Next grab washers of various sizes and fit one or two inside the lid, and one on the outside, put plenty of silicone between the lid and washers as glue and seal. Put a machine screw through the lid, push it into the canister and through the bottom, place silicone, washer, silicone, hanging attachment of choice, silicone and nut. Tighten, clean away excess silicone that comes oozing up around the bolt, also on the inside. Use the excess silicone on the inside to smear the edges of the lid and the screw, so there are no sharp edges left. Let rest overnight, and voila! The vacuum device is complete.

Pros:
Dirt cheap, most everything is already at home. If you have a digital camera, stop by your local photo developer and ask for a couple of scrap canisters. The hanging attachement can be just about anything, depending on future use, but you might as well just make one now of whatever for experimentation and worry about the perfect attachment later.

Cons:
Canisters are kind of smallish. Difficult to fit the glans, and since I didn’t have any spare bike inner tubes at home (Sparky’s tip) or condoms, I used tape and the excess shaft skin that has developed from PE. Tape doesn’t stick well to the traditional black canister, so I had to wrap a fair amount. I also tried a narrow strip of 3M Micropore tape, which didn’t stick well either and would up using the tape as a tie wire rather than for tackiness. Removing the tape is painful!

I used this for hangning 1,5 kg water bottle. Absolute bliss compared to other homemade hanging contraptions I have tried, with the exception of removing the tape. More on stealth attempts and ADS-uses in a later post.

I spent some time reading up on PirateSteve’s Peg-Leg - a Capn’s Wench with elastic and a velcroloop around your leg.

So I used the vacuum device the exact same way that PirateSteve and lil1 did - strap below knee and elastic between hanger and kneestrap.

I used a doublesided velcro packstrap, that comes sewn back to back from start (excellent for strapping strange shapes) from QuikTape of Seattle (can’t find it on the net, but the same thing is available at under the name One-Wrap) for the kneestrap. I then doubled a rubberband through the loop at the hanger and attached through the kneestrap. One or more rubberband, shorter or longer or whatever until comfortable tension is achieved. The velcro is easy to pull off in case I want a release, even without taking off my pants, and once the tension is released, there is no more vacuum on your glans. So if things get uncomfortable, you can just rip the velcro and you’re free.

Very comfortable, and quite stealthy too. Can you spot the ADS in those tight designer jeans I wear?

The good thing about this rig is that once you sit down at your desk, or when moving, the tension slacks off a little and so there isn’t a constant fixed vacuum. Of course with a tighter rubberband you get more vacuum all the the lowest, but this can be finetuned. I am currently increasing the length of the sessions but I believe this could be worn most of the day, if it weren’t so uncomfortable removing tape. I need to find a propersized bike inner tube like Sparky or some thinwalled silicone hose of sorts.

My next attempt at use will be to rig with a longer sling so that I can lie and watch tv and keep a constant load (SPS-style).

Hey mgus,

I deleted one of your pics. Feel free to post it again in the Pics Forum.

Nice!

And better still I’ve got all of this stuff for a little project tonight!

Its just a pity I can’t wear all this stuff at once!

Do you not find that the device gives you sort of a “love bite” on the end of your cock? Might be tough explaining that one away to the girlfriend…

Very nifty, Mgus!

That’s a lot stealthier than the stretcher. I can wear the stretcher comfortably round the house and answer the door etc but it isn’t discrete enough for going out in.

I picked up a couple of 35mm film canisters and have taped one to a 6lb weight so I can still do a bit of light hanging as well as use the stretcher. Now if I make your ADS Legstender I’ll have the full set!

Sorry about that, wasn’t thinking. Nothing spectacular, I think everyone can figure out what the thing looks like attached.

This is getting interesting! Another 0.1” increase

Week 5

…………..Hrs “up” Hrs”down” Weekly Hrs Cumulative Hrs BPFSL Before After

Week 1……..4……….7…………11…………… 11………………..6.9”……7.0”
Week 2……..4……….0………….4…………… ..15………………..6.9”……7.0”
Week 3…….11………7………….18…………… .33……………….7.0”……7.1”
Week 4………3………3………….6…………… …39……………….7.0”……7.1”
Week 5………6………7…………13…………… .52…………………7.1”…….7.2”

Yes, especially since you’re averaging ~2 hours per day. Did you measure BPEL before you started week 1?

I only measure my BPEL every three months. The last measurement was around the 5th of this month - it was 7.1” .

Mbuc’s BPEL measurements

Fingers crossed, if the BPFSL increases keep coming, I will see a BPEL increase in August.

Your bone pressed flaccid strethced length was SHORTER than your BPEL?

I know it sounds a bit stupid but I measure my BPEL sitting down and I push it down below horizontal (I do everything to get as big a BPEL measurement as possible) but I measure my BPFSL standing up and make sure it is horizontal.

I think that probably explains why my bpfsl was less than my bpel.

You are admitting vanity? Big sin, very uncommon here.

Thank you!

So, have you completed your science project for “show and tell” yet?

No lovebites, a little discoloration (paleness) at the end of the glans as it tries to expand along the canister - it hits the insides directly - and a little swollen at the lower edge of the glans, since that vacuums on to the canister and forms an interior seal as I pull.

I’ve used this for 2-hour sessions, no problems. The reason I have to take it off is to pee and because the skin on the outside of the canister (the “outer seal”) hurts from rubbing agains my leg or pant leg. A tube or condom would probably allow longer more intense sessions.

I added a cut-off sock to stop the direct chafing, that caused me to “emergency release” outside on the street the other day. Good to know I could do that in public without problems, just pulled at the velcro through my jeans.

What I mean is that direct chafing caused me to emergency release the kneestrap - a cut-off sock takes care of the direct chafing.