The SuckXtender - just remember it sucks!
Mbuc and I have been kicking around ideas for the ideal low-moderate weight hanger / stretcher for some time now, and now we proudly present the result of our endeavours!
Imagine a device that
* Will not constrict blood flow
* Will not "strangle" or squash your unit with risk of nerve damage
* Will not stretch your skin more than your tunica - no slippage
* Is attached so that your entire tunica is stretched
* Is comfortable - a PE first!
* Combined with a SPS-stretcher, will give you an effective use of your time
* Used as a hanger, gives the term load-comfortability a new meaning!
Yes, all of this is possible! Putting together mbuc’s engineering expertise (just read this: Penile stress/strain relationship to see what he is willing to go through to bring YOU the fruits of his labor!), the background resarch and combined knowledge of Thunder’s place (thanks especially to Hobby for the links on SPS, and to Piet for his neat & cheap stretcher) with my humble suggestions and superior design, we give you
The SuckXtender - "just remember it sucks!"
Ladies and Gentlemen,
this device will utilize that which nature abhors the most - vacuum - to distribute the pulling force / hanging load over your glans. If you are interested in the theory and background, read this: Simple vacuum hangers for the uncut guys. In short, a vacuum chamber, a clear plastic container slightly larger than your glans is fitted over your unit. A flexible sleeve is used to seal the gap, and when you start pulling on the vacuum chamber, the load exterted induces a vacuum. The vacuum induced is directly proportional to the load, so there is no risk of overdoing it. Mbuc’s estimate is that at 6 lb (max tested working load) we are dealing with about 4 inHg. The vacuum will grip your entire glans, distributing the load evenly. The risk for damage to the dorsal nerve by strangling or extensive squeezing is minimized, and according to mbuc, it is very comfortable. The max tested working load is 6 lbs - so this would qualify as a low-moderate weight device. For higher loads the Bib hanger, Capn’s wench or Chickenchoker #3 would still be the choice.
However, for those of you who want to combine mbuc’s vacuum hanger with SPS-stretching (Static Progressive Stretch), fit the vacuum device to a static stretcher á la Piet (threaded bolts and nuts, no springs). The benefit of SPS versus Dynamic Splints has been shown in research here: Of course, this research has not been carried out on penises, so we are relying on YOU for feedback. In short, SPS means that the length of the stretch is fixed over time, so as the unit relaxes over time the force in action is diminished - the strain lessens. A Dynamic splint uses a constant force, so as the unit stretches, the lenght increases. The research in the above link shows that SPS used for restoring movement in joints (lengthening tendons and ligaments) is more time-effective than Dynamic splinting; 3 x 30 minutes daily for SPS equals 8~12 hours daily with Dynamic splinting.
Ladies and Gentlemen,
we give you
"The SuckXtender - just remember it sucks!"
Disclaimer:
This device has not been manufactured as complete unit as of yet. Some wrinkles in the design need to be ironed out, notably the raw material for the vacuum chamber. Finding a plastic tube of the right fit will be an obstacle that we hope YOU will overcome, and of course share your findings. A modified PET-starter might be feasible, as might various laboratory supplies. The sealing sleeve used in mbuc’s device is a condom, which works great but needs to be changed to silicone or rubber tubing for longevity. Once you get the vacuum device finished, you can use it as hanger or retrofit it to your extender; but as mentioned above it seems that a static stretcher might be better and it sure seems nicer to get a few short sets per day compared to 12 hours in a noose…
Legal issues:
The SuckXtender comes cheap - material, time, plus a $10 royalty to be sent care of Thunder’s place. We have no doubt that Thunder will find good use for royalties, and we look forward to see your contributions to the site we all appreciate so much. To put it clearly: if you build one, donate to Thunders.
Product development:
Suggestions, design alterations, research finds and material suggestions will be posted in this thread. That goes for you too!
mbuc and mgus - "Engineering the perfect penis"
Last edited by mgus : 03-29-2005 at .