The SuckXtender - just remember it sucks!

Mgus,

ridiculously enough, I have all the ingredients, except the film cannister…

I’ll have it built and tested by the end of the weekend..

How much weight do you reckon I could hang before the seal would give? Have you tested how much it can take?

Thanks,

J.

I only used ~3 lb water bottle due to impatience to test it as a Legstender. But mbuc has tried it up to 6 pounds (up to an hour, I believe?). I don’t know if anybody has tested it to failure. But I think one should probably use a short canister for that, so that the glans cannot expand too much. The problem with the black Kodak canister is that you can’t get too much of your shaft in before you get a air cushion in front. You’d need to put a drinking straw in there at the same time to allow air to release and then you could pull out the straw, leaving the glans in snugly. I think I’ll try that.

How much it will take before the seal gives is an open question - if you use a condom, I suppose infinite or until the canister collapses, since increased pulling force induces a greater vacuum. Eventually the entire canister is filled with your swollen glans and then it slips, but you would have to reach a very high vacuum in order for the air to compress to such a small volume. Theoretically you wouldn’t reach that ever, I think (mbuc, is this correct?).

If you use foreskin or shaft skin as a seal, it depends on how much excess skin you have - the longer the elongation, the more the “seal” is yanked back. If I roll my shaft skin up far it will pull back a little. If I just roll over what is left of the foreskin and a little of the shaft skin and then “tape it off” so that the shaft skin is compressed around the canister (remember, the old black Kodak canisters have a small ridge/lip at the top), the ridge will keep the “seal” from sliding off the end of the canister.

In his neverending pursuit of the truth, science and a bigger penis, mbuc challenged me and I - the sucker I am - have picked up the glove.

So, Ladies and Gentlemen,

In one corner of the ring, whe have the SuckXtender - weighing in with some bulk but a true SPS-rig - and in the other corner we have the LegXtender, weighing in at considerable stealth but with a dynamic stretch function. Both are cheap, both are stealthy and both use a GlansHanger (albeit mbuc uses foreskin and I use a cut up dishglove). The main difference in style between these two opponents is the fashion of pull - SPS versus Dynamic Splint - and the fact that the SuckXtender works both up and down whereas the LegXtender pulls down-left and down-right.

Lets see how many rounds it takes for either to reach an increase of 0.5 BPSFL - and *bing* there goes the bell! Oh wait, the SuckXtender has already been out in the ring for 5 weeks, and the LegXtender only one! *referee gives sign* OK folks, we’ll start the countdown right here, never mind earlier progress. That’s all for now! We’ll be back again same time next week and give you the update of the Battle of the Xtenders!

Week 1 - LegXtender

…………..Hrs “up” Hrs”down” Weekly Hrs Cumulative Hrs BPFSL Before After

Week 1……..0……….12…………12………….. . 12………………..6.9”……6.9”

Pictures of the LegXtender with dishglove seal are located here:

mgus - Stretcher Pictures

Mgus

I enjoyed reading your ‘Battle of the Xtenders post’.. Very funny :-)

Ding Ding (or maybe dong dong? )

Ok let’s have a nice clean fight.

<<Lets see how many rounds it takes for either to reach an increase of 0.5 BPSFL - and *bing* there goes the bell! Oh wait, the SuckXtender has already been out in the ring for 5 weeks, and the LegXtender only one! *referee gives sign* OK folks, we'll start the countdown right here, never mind earlier progress. That's all for now! We'll be back again same time next week and give you the update of the Battle of the Xtenders!>>mgus

I would like to make an official appeal over the the decision to ignore my first five weeks progress! A cunning strategy by mgus to get the upper hand!

I suggest progress to date will stand and the contest will be on a staggered start principle.

First round, and we already have a protest! I guess we have to pass this one on to the arbitrator himself. ThunderSS, may we have your decision please?

Week 6 - Suckxtender (ie the stretcher)

…………..Hrs “up” Hrs”down” Weekly Hrs Cumulative Hrs BPFSL Before After

Week 1……..4……….7…………11…………… 11………………..6.9”……7.0”
Week 2……..4……….0………….4…………… ..15………………..6.9”……7.0”
Week 3…….11………7………….18…………… .33……………….7.0”……7.1”
Week 4………3………3………….6…………… …39……………….7.0”……7.1”
Week 5………6………7…………13…………… .52…………………7.1”…….7.2”
Week 6………6………5…………11…………… ..63…………………7.1”…….7.2”

What was the question again?

I think the staggered start idea is the way to go.

Week 2 - LegXtender (i.e. the bungy)

…………..Hrs “up” Hrs”down” Weekly Hrs Cumulative Hrs BPFSL Before After

Week 1……..0……….12…………12………….. . 12………………..6.9”……6.9”
Week 2……..0……….12…………12………….. . 24………………..6.9”……6.9”

Is anything other than the font size getting larger? I sure hope so. ;)

Yes, it seems that my SFS (Standard Flaccid Size) is increasing. Also, I am getting tougher skin on the inside of my knees from the chafing of the kneestrap…

Week 6 - Suckxtender (ie the stretcher)

…………..Hrs “up” Hrs”down” Weekly Hrs Cumulative Hrs BPFSL Before After

Week 1……..4……….7…………11…………… 11………………..6.9”……7.0”
Week 2……..4……….0………….4…………… ..15………………..6.9”……7.0”
Week 3…….11………7………….18…………… .33……………….7.0”……7.1”
Week 4………3………3………….6…………… …39………………7.0”……7.1”
Week 5………6………7…………13…………… .52……………….7.1”…….7.2”
Week 6………6………5…………11…………… ..63………………7.1”…….7.2”
Week 7………8………8…………16…………… …79………………7.2”……7.3”

Here’s a picture of a BPFSL measurement taken around Week 4.

BPFSL 10 May 2005.JPG

I’ve put my measurements, since starting to use the suckXtender stretcher, on to a chart.

I can’t believe the progress can continue like this for much longer - but here’s hoping.