Hanging in the Car

I have found an effective to hang while driving on longer trips. I get a couple of bungee cords in different lengths. I attach both ends of a cord to the molding under the steering column. Then I pull the cord back and attach it to the hook on the Bib Hanger (or Starter). The hang is straight out. I can vary the force by changing to a different length cord. I estimate that I can get a max pull of about 20-25 lbs. It works great. I do 20 minute sets just like normal. Truckers often look in, but I ignore them. I usually put a small hand towel or a shirt over my crotch for privacy.

OK I seem to understand it. But I do have a few questions. What do you hook it to underneath the dash that the upside down “U” hooks can hold to without fear of slipping off and smacking you in the face? Nothing like losing an eye over shit like this. Would the vent grids on the dash be able to get a good catching grip on the hook? I think that may be your best bet. Could you use a fish scale to look up the resistance or pull of the straps? Would that be a good way to figure how much force is pulling back on you?

I don’t want to try it out. With my luck I will get pulled over by the NJ State Troopers who are already too trigger happy. Yeah, they’ll mistake me for a cleaner shaven Osama in Woodbridge. Ashcroft will be holding up the Bib Hanger on the news conference. Unpleasant things my friend.:)

Jelktoid

You didn’t mention what you wear when you drive. I’ve discovered kilts, and they’re ideal for PE, among their other virtues. :)

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Let’s hope that you don’t get stopped by the police or something like that. You sure would have some explaining to do :-)

- “Could you get out of the car, please?”
- “Uhm, sure, give me a second…”

Crazy like shit!

…as some might know I am driving an MG-F (British roadster cabriolet). I tend to pull down my pants so my girlfriend can stroke my dick while driving on the Autobahn. Once people where standing on a bridge which we were crossing underneath (does this make sense?) and the could see what was going on… If they could see jelktoid they’s suspect he is a PERVERT :rolling:

Just don’t get in an accident while that thing is attached.

Twat,

>What do you hook it to underneath the dash that the upside down “U” hooks can hold to without fear of slipping off and smacking you in the face?<

I have a Jeep Grand Cherokee that has pretty thick molding under the dash. There is also a metal bracket/brace that supports the steering column. The hooks attach securely to both.

Tex,

>You didn’t mention what you wear when you drive.<

I wear a pair of loose fitting shorts with no underwear. They have large leg holes that allow me to pull the package out, attach the Bib and hang/stretch away.

Two thumbs -up for creativity..but do be careful with those bungees Me and a friend were strapping done some camping stuff and I really had one stretched and the other side came un-done somehow and hit me in the collar bone and I thought it busted it, it was swollen for a few days thats for sure.. be safe

What happens if you drive too fast over a speed bump?

Hmmm. I’d rather get caught with a strange apparatus clamped to my meat than cruising around with kilt.

Hilarious, I definetly Second that!

Exactly what I was thinking !

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