While I hang

I get pretty bored while I hang so I started writing poetry.

There once was a man out on Venus
Who said, “I want nothing between us.”
Of our wedded bliss
The secret is this
I hang fifteen pounds off my penis.

:-k

I like it, keep um coming,

P.s. what are you hanging with?

Yeah, not bad and reminds me of the only semi-related limerick I can recall. If you’re getting bored maybe you should read older posts here while hanging.

Apparently 15 pounds :D

Hanging with the homies

I once had a pump for my penis
My Friend said you might need to clean this
I asked him what for
And he said cause you poor
And I might want to .. Borrow it!

I’m abit drunk so it was the best I could do

I hang while I read here at thunders,
To see how others lengthen their penis,
So I may get a better NBPL,
And have girls look and say “What the hell!”,
You see that’s how I get my kicks,
And how others do who stretch their dicks,
Pumping, hanging and ADS,
To make a penis that’s in their eyes the best.

Maybe someone can do better, as I clearly suck.

Grow, Grow, Grow your dick.
Stretch it down your leg.
Make it Long and Make it Thick
and all the girls will beg.

I know. I know. It is a flippant masterpiece.
This stuff just comes to me.

I wished my penis was bigger,

To get that girl with the figure.

I tried and I tried.

I bent and I pried.

But now I shoot a hair trigger.

:rolling:

Now that’s funny shit!

Why don’t you watch TV or play computer games while hanging?

Here’s mine..

I jelq, I squeeze, for extra protein, I eat cheese,
I hang, I clamp, and I use this IR-lamp,
I kegel, I measure, under all this pressure,
But I do get bigger, this is a positive trigger,
And now I’ve reached my goal, I can satisfy any whole!