Taking a piss after pumping

So when I urinate after a pumping session, I always end up pissing all over myself. My urine-stream comes out all “sideways.” It’s almost like it’s spraying in all directions. In order to cope, I usually end up sitting down to pee.

I am pumping anywhere from 45 mins to 1.25 hrs at 5HG while wearing a small-size condom.

Does anyone else experience this? Is this a positive sign showing tissue break-down/growth, or is this a negative sign?

Also, I used to pump for only 10-15 minutes at a time but have been reading threads promoting pumping at intervals of 1-hour and more at low pressure. I’ve been doing the longer sessions for about 3 months straight, took a break for 2-3 weeks and am starting back up again.

It has happened to me a time or three now. I know it’s because of temporary expansion of the tissue. It only happens if I pee within about five minutes of the end of my pump session. I don’t know if it’s a good or bad sign, but it is kind of annoying. Glad I’m not the only one.

Probably just edema distorting the opening. Just pee before you pump and don’t worry about it.

You know it’s perfectly okay to sit down when you pe after pumping. Certainly beats the hell of of cleaning up dried piss.

A suggestion: When you finish your pump session and need to pee, first manually spread open your meatus (pee hole). You may have some pre-cum or semen in your urethra that is causing the urine to flow sideways.

I always laugh when I pee after pumping. Watch it go everywhere except the toilet!

Winning!

I also have the same experience after pumping. Same thing happens after using my extender. Not sure weather Sparkyx or Avocet8 has the right answer. Could be a combination of the two theories.

Yeah it’s just the swelling distorting the shape of your pee hole. I think it’s pretty standard - just sit down and point it downwards.

Or piss all over your legs/floor/toilet - your choice.

Grip really tight at the base ,works for me.

Thanks for the feedback guys, just wanted to see if I was the only one with this issue.

@ avocet8, that sounds painful! But I’ll give it a try

Hopefully, after pumping long enough, you’ll fond your head under water.

I get the same from clamping, or any aggressive PE. Sitting to pee is just the price we pay for aggressive girth work. After a vigorous session I spray like putting ones thumb over the end of a garden hose.

I once pissed on a guy’s shoe standing next to me at a urinal.

I just did this the other day at the game, was turning to talk to my buddy in the line behind me. Accidentally twisted my whole body sideways and aimed at the guy. Thought for sure I was going to get my ass beat… oh jeez still laughing just thinking about it, luckily he was to wasted to realize it :chuckle:

Taking a piss after humping can also be hazardous, I have found.