Accidentally Measured
So my girlfriend isn’t home today so I’ve really been paying a lot of attention to my cock. More than usual, that is. But today it has been looking really, really short and shriveled, like way more than usual. I suppose it is what they call turtled. I have been at 8 pounds for a while, and six sets a day at that weight has been slowly accumulating trauma/soreness/fatigue, whatever you want to call it. It has just been too much to recover from in a single day, so I am finally experiencing this turtling thing for the first time.
It looks terrible so I have been trying to stretch it out. The first thing I did was more hanging, made it worse, of course. ;) Then I tried various ADS’s. First I put on a theraband ADS. It worked good, but I decided I needed more pull so I put on three PE weights. I messed up the wrap, and cut off my circulation. I did not realize as I lounged back and watched Nightmare Before Christmas all the way through. When I sat up and touched my cock I realized the entire first third was numb. “OH NO! How long has it been this way? Did I do permanent damage? Is it gonna fall off now?” These thoughts were racing through my head. I set the new speed record taking my weights and wrap off and then beat it against my leg like it owed me money! Circulation and feeling returned.
So have you ever seen a cock that is turtled and then has the circulation cut off for an extended period? It wasn’t pretty. I felt I needed to do something about it, so I thought, “I’ll edge for a bit, maybe that will expand things. If nothing else, getting some extra blood in there won’t be a bad thing after my PE weight mishap.” So I start edging.
I said I wasn’t gonna edge or measure until it was time for a new measurement, but I was already doing it, so I was like “what the hell” and pulled out my trusty ruler. Big surprise! I hit 9 1/8” after only my first PONR, with a less than optimal erection, after being extremely turtled and then treating my cock the way I treated it all day. I was completely amazed! I rewarded myself by immediately finishing myself off at supersonic speed.
I’m gonna do my “official” measurement on the 15th, but now I’m feeling super excited and motivated! I’m all turtled again, and I don’t even care! ;)
Roots