Roots: Progress, Rambling, Tangents

It is the length, my girth is only like 5.25” mid shaft.

Were you asking if I think 9” is too long? If so, I don’t. I don’t think any length is ever too long though since you can always control depth during sex. Girth, on the other hand, is just always there when you are getting it on.

o____0 LOL. Oh sorry was thinking about something that happened earlier…

Ha, well gl bro.

So, my girlfriend is away at a wedding but she told me about a funny dream she had last night…

She dreamed that there I was, in front of a classroom full of guys, apparently teaching the class. First, I was teaching them about bugs. I was pulling bugs and spiders out of a terrarium and telling the class about each of them. I hate bugs in real life, they gross me out. So this first part was just weird.

Then the good part started. I put the bugs away and started teaching the class about hanging! She said I was drawing things on the board, pulling out devices, but she couldn’t remember the specifics. Then she said, and I quote, “then you told the class, ‘I’m going to jerk off now and measure myself.’ And you pulled out a bottle of lube and a ruler and set them on the desk in front of you. Then the dream ended.” She was the only girl in the class, but apparently it wasn’t an embarrassing nightmare, go figure. ;)

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Oh yeah, the dream ended there…. like heck it did! No way was she about to tell you what happened next ‘cos it would have exposed her fantasies… :D

Do you have dreams about her… :)

Did you dream about your girlfirend dreaming or was your girlfriend dreaming all this? lol

Anyway if she fears bugs then this dream was about her fears of someone getting to know about what you do ^^ espacially her beeing in a social setting right now.

I mean in a society way its super weird what we do. For anyone trying to be in line this is super akward. haha its so normal for me but other people would look at it like we are eating cannibals on the weirdness scale, ^^

Firegoat,

Luckily my dreams about her never end right when she is gonna do something naughty in the classroom!

Dickerschwanz, this was her dream that she told me about this morning. And she likes bugs, she picks them up all the time like a three year old. I don’t like bugs.

And it is weird. And eating cannibals is also very weird, much weirder than eating non-cannibals. ;)

yeah, isnt it like cows getting fed cows who get fed cows..probably not healthy. I would rather eat a vegan ^^
anyway…
More power to you two working on your member !

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I think the One enjoys experiencing your relationship w/ your wife :D DD

: To dream that you are a teacher indicates that you are in a position of disseminating your knowledge and wisdom to others. The dream may imply how you are “teaching someone a lesson” and giving them a hard time about something. If you are a teacher in real life, then the dream is just a reflection of who you are and is about your work.

Dreammoods.com dream symbol dictionary definition for bugs: To see a bug in your dream suggests that you are worried about something. It is symbolic of your anxieties and/or fears. What is literally bugging you? Consider also the popular phrase “bitten by the bug” to imply your strong emotional ties or involvement to some activity/interest/hobby. Alternatively, the bug may be representative of your sexual thoughts.

I take it as you will be or are very helpful to others (men apparently), in curing their anxieties/fears in pertinence to their penis size.

Haha somehow this turned into some Freudian interpretation of dreams! Was not expecting that. Thanks for the insights y’all.

And would there be any better profession than PE seminars? I’ll bet it would be hard to get dudes to show up though!

That dream is fun! It sounds like your girl is a real sport.

So here is something that happened last week:

My landlord left me a notice a couple weeks ago about workers accessing my apartment to put in new windows. I picked up the notice, read it, put it on the counter and promptly forgot about it. So on Thursday I come home and there are two people in my apartment and two people outside my bedroom window on a Genie lift.

If I would have remembered they were going to be there, I would have put certain things away…

As it was, there were two chairs facing each other in my living room under an IR lamp hanging from the ceiling and sitting on one of the chairs there was a hanger, weights, wrapping materials, and Scotch tape. On the end table in the living room there was another pile containing my PE weights, rolled up hair tie wraps, two long pieces of Theraband, and two strips of coban tape. In the bathroom there was a pump cylinder with progress markings all around the top. And then in my bedroom, where they were working, there was my brake bleeder hooked into a different cylinder, a Noogleberry breast pump system completely assembled and out of its carrying case, and my PE toolbox, wide open, visibly filled with cock rings, clamps, an extender, my huge static stretcher, and miles of ace bandage, self-adhesive wrap, and sweat shirt strips. They actually had to move the stuff over to make a clear path to the window! Oh, and in every room, including the kitchen, there was a big bottle of lube. Except in the bathroom, there were two in there.

So this is what I find when I get home. I of course say nothing and go directly into the living room and start watching a movie. I leave everything where it’s at, like it’s supposed to be there and totally normal.

They never said anything about any of it, but they gave me some very strange looks. In fact, the two guys inside were definitely father and son, I would guess a summer job for his son while high school is not in session, and when they left the son smirked and the father gave me a pretty dirty look. Almost a sneer really.

The only thing they did comment on was my pet duck. The kid left, came back in carrying a shop vac, and said, “cool pet.” I said, “thanks.” That was the extent of my talking with them.

If walls could talk!

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Dreams come true..time to start a class about how to elongate your dick.

Maybe you’re right… ;)

I was doing my hangs for tonight and everything sucked. One of my ligs was really hurting, I could not keep my head from swelling, my hanger’s thumbs were digging into my shaft and feeling no good, and I kept feeling this really strange feeling like electricity shooting through my shaft - it didn’t hurt, just felt really weird. I just called it quits after three sets. These things are never a problem. Also, I have been at eight pounds for over two weeks now and I still have sore ligs everyday. I know that is probably a good thing, but I want to see some damn progression in the weight even though I know I should be happy I have not needed to.

The good news is my flaccid is starting to look like a frontal tail sometimes, like when I get up off the toilet (weird but true) and I am doing my official measurement in three days so I’m excited for that.

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