Output Volume Shake

CUM-TASTIC MILKSHAKE!!!

This is a modified version of a recipe I posted in another forum: it had tremendous benefits for me – and I definitely saw a doubling in the amount of ejaculate I produced, often sending ropes of semen across the floor. It takes over a month to fully see results, and you want to take this milkshake everyday – twice per day – for at least 30 days. It’s best to juice the celery, garlic, and ginger fresh every time you make it – or juice extra in the morning for your evening shake. After a month, you can cut down to two milkshakes every-other day, or one milkshake everyday. Here it is:

For Juicing:
8 Raw Celery Stalks (about 1 head)
1 clove Garlic
2 Tbs. Fresh Ginger
(Throw these items in a juicer – and then put juice in blender to combine with:

1 Cup Raw Milk (I also substitute Almond and Hemp Milk)
30 Unroasted Pumpkin Seeds
1⁄2 Cup Powdered Lecithin
1⁄4 Cup Raw Wheat Germ or 1⁄2 Tsp. of Wheat Germ Oil
1 Tbs. Maca Root (Gelatinized preferred)
2 Tsp. Bee Pollen (Caution: You may be highly allergic to Bee Pollen! Try in small doses first, to determine body’s reaction.)
1 Tbs. Raw Honey

- When desired, also add Fresh Dates and/or Almonds soaked overnight with their skins removed. This is especially good after much ejaculation has recently occurred.

Benefits from increased semen volume:

Increased Fertility –
The theory is that if your body is not producing healthy sperm, it’s less likely to make a big effort to create a lot of seminal fluid to support it. If you have lots of healthy little-guys swimming around in your gonads, you need some juice to let them live on. Therefore, healthy sperm equals a greater ejaculation. Also, it’s just good to know that not only can you put on a big show, but you can also deliver the goods and make her a baby. Chicks dig this.

Generalized Health and Energy –
Because semen is made of many of the same building blocks that are required for our brain, nervous system, and general health – providing the body with enough nutrients to make more seminal fluid, keeps the whole body healthy; and you can afford to spew more cum. In eastern medicine, seminal fluid contains the highest amount of Ojas, or life energy in the body – and when it is depleted – it is extremely hard to build back up again.

In eastern medicine, anything sweet tasting will help to increase cum, while anything bitter tasting or astringent will reduce cum volume (dark leafy greens, rye, etc.). Particularly good foods from an Ayurvedic standpoint to fill the body back up with Ojas are whole raw milk, almonds, and dates – so I will often include these in my shake, in addition, or consume them after ejaculating (it’s best to soak the almonds overnight and peel off their skins). I almost always feel the energetic effects of an ejaculation, unless it’s late in the evening: I often feel muddy-headed, tiered, lethargic, a little sick. When I ingested this recipe for several weeks, these effects diminished considerably.

6 fresh celery stalks (juiced)
1 clove garlic (juiced)
2 Tbs. Ginger Root (juiced)
1 cup raw whole milk
Approx. 30 pumpkin seeds (1/2 Tablespoon)
1/4 cup + 2 Tablespoons Lecithin
1/4 - 1 Tablespoon cup wheat germ
1 Tablespoon Maca Root (Gelatinized prefered)
2 Teaspoons Bee Pollen (Caution: you might be highly allergic to Bee Pollen! Try in small doses first, to determine body’s reaction)
1 Tablespoon Raw Honey

1) I cannot do a full half cup of Lecithin each time I make this shake. 1/4 cup + 2 Tablespoons is totally acceptable. I cannot do the full half cup because of what it does to me a few hours later…. not cool at all. Also the reduced amount of Lecithin makes the shake infinitely easier to drink, especially when combined with, point 2.

2) A little less than 1/4 cup of wheat germ (for all of you super precise measuring types out there 1/4 cup minus 1 Tablespoon) is ideal for me. This has nothing to do with physiological consequences later on, it just makes the texture of this shake more palatable to me.

3) Reduce the amount of celery from 8 stalks to 6. I have simply found this to help make a head of celery last two full shakes as opposed to 1.5 shakes. This is a pure budget / supply concession.

Pro Tip: Mix all of the ingredients quickly. Then drink this as quickly as you feel comfortable doing so. Once the lecithin granules are exposed to moisture they will re-hydrate and thicken the shake up significantly. Depending on how you like the texture of the shake at this point, it may become undrinkable for you.

For me, I have to be quick on the blending part (little hand/ stick/ immersion blender works best) in order to keep it from getting too frothy and undrinkable.