A Quick Summary of Penis Enlargement Techniques

Thunder’s Place is very confusing, particularly when you visit the first time. I thought I’d write a short orientation to summarize who we are, what doesn’t work, and what does. Sound interesting?

Who We Are

Thunder’s Place was founded 15+ years ago to be a forum for people to talk about penis enlargement - both what does not work and what does. Thunder’s is run by volunteers and the bills are paid by donations. Our budget is under $150 a month at the present time, and pays for the server hosting costs. Nobody makes a dime. We have opinions, but at least we don’t make money off of you.

We don’t sell anything. We don’t accept advertising. We don’t track you. We make every effort to protect your privacy. If you join, you’ll be able to post questions of your own, and use our search feature to find answers to your questions. The mods and admins (people like me) hang around to solve problems and make sure that people are respectful and support each other.

What Does Not Work

If you search for “penis enlargement” or a variation of that on the Web, one of the first things you will see is a place that sells pills or lotions. They do not work. None of them do. I haven’t tried them all, of course. But someone here has.

You might find someone proposing surgery of one sort or another. That’s dangerous, expensive, and the results can be temporary. Save your money.

What Works

Your penis size is limited by 3 things: the suspensory ligament (attaches the penis to the pubic bone), the tunica albugenia (tough outside layer of your penis), and septum (tough cord-like thing you can feel on the top of your penis when you get an erection).

Suspensory Ligament Drawing

Septum and Tunica Albugenia Drawing

Stretching the suspensory ligament and the septum give you length gains. Stretching the tunica albugenia gives you girth gains. It is that simple.

There are 5 main ways to stretch these tissues in your penis:

- manual exercises
- penis extenders
- vacuum pumping
- hanging with weights or tension
- clamping

With patience, dedication, and good technique, most people gain at least an inch in length and/or 1/2” to 1” in girth. Some people gain more than two inches in length, or more than 1” in girth. But it takes patience, dedication, and good technique.

Manual exercises don’t cost anything. If you want to use lubrication, vegetable oil is perfectly acceptable. We recommend you start here. We have videos to show how to do the exercises properly (click FAQ at the top of the page).

Penis extenders can be very cheap (under $30) or very expensive (over $500). If you want to try this, I think you should buy a cheap one first and see if you like it before spending a lot of money.

Many people swear by vacuum pumping, hanging, or clamping. We consider them to be advanced techniques. You should only try these after a few months of manual exercises to condition your penis so you can do them without injury. Be very gentle at first. Go slow, checking for injuries like blisters or worse.

A few suggestions…

If you decide to give penis enlargement a try, I have a few suggestions. Join Thunders! Read how to take accurate measurements. Take a few “before pictures” for your own personal record. Keep a journal. Keep a record of how big you are, what techniques you use. And use heat! Warming up before your routine makes everything easier to stretch.

And a final caution…

Many people here discover, over time, that their ruler shrinks. The damn ruler gets smaller. It used to say your penis was 6” erect. Now it is saying 6.5”. Or 7”. Or more. Don’t worry. A shrinking ruler is a good thing. :)

Nice post!

Word. I’m on my 3rd ruler; 8”, then 9” now 10.5”…kept wanting to see Tiger near the end of the ruler.

If I need a fourth ruler…well, I won’t need a fourth ruler…maybe an intervention :0.

Great post Ernie, thanks.

xeno

Boring. Try leaving out the pointless details and pontificating.

I must admit, I’m not very good at click bait. But I’m trying to learn!

Oh yeah, everyone knows I’m a troll and a hack on this site, so just tear me apart with all of your “friends.”

I don’t know, it seems like you are the one trying to tear things apart around here. Your comment was uncalled for. If you can’t respond politely, don’t respond at all! Plain and simple!

Not really, for the most part I was just speaking my mind, and leaving it up to all of you to respond fruitfully. Nothing I originally posted was meant to offend anybody. It’s never my fault when dudes have their own superiority complexes which are different from mine.

I’m not in anyway a superior, but I don’t like seeing other peoples posts being ridiculed. Most of us were told growing up, “If you don’t have anything nice to say, don’t say anything at all.” It’s just the respectable thing to do.

And you have not once said anything nice to me. I have made three different posts today, and you have not said a single nice thing to me, or helped to clear up any of the issues I have brought up. So why don’t you just keep your mouth shut while you think you’re ahead?

I have not said anything disrespectful to you either. I only commented on your “Alcohol and Weed” post and I said nothing inappropriate. Yet you practically called someone brainless. With that post, there were no issues you were trying to clear up, it was just foolish talk. The problem with me is, I don’t quit. Especially when I’m told to shut up. I have every right to defend myself and will defend others here when I see harassment.

This is what I was talking about. Everyone automatically thinks I am a troll and a hack from my first few comments and then it is your minuscule internet job to call me out, tear me apart in front of everyone, gain respect for yourself, and make me look like a loser. Well, looks like you’re winning. Maybe I’ll go kill myself now. At least I saw it coming from internet neanderthals like you.

An allegation of pontificating should be accompanied by citation of the alleged pontification.

Chill out man; no one is hackin’ your buzz; their just trying to understand your weirdness; the subject of this thread is “a summary of PE techniques”…have you got something to share on that subject?

xeno

Time to chill out, guys! I took no offense.

Just start with the Newbie routine and look at the newbie videos which are available on this website. I have made gains just by jelqing and manual stretching. Once I had more experience, these are the devices I used to gain length and girth:

—“Bib Hanger”: Available online at his own website. Just search on Google and you will find it. It’s the best hanger you can possibly buy for weight hanging.

—“X4 Labs Penis Extender”: The best penis stretcher available online, with a few different packages available for any size, again, just search on Google for the website.

—“LA Pump”: The best penis pump company I have found. They have every size cylinder and a metal handle and gauge that won’t break. Just search on Google.

This is what I’ve used and done, and I hope it works for the rest of you.