Best lube for wet jelqs

I agree with this, but for some reason vasoline gave me the best jelq strokes when I used it.

Cheap and very easy to find in every shop/supermarket/mall etc..

A big box of nivea cream the basic one the white one for hands.

You have enough water inside,is not greasy like oil,is not expensive like all the lubes that you can find in sex-shops.I think is the best for wet jelq.

Vaseline is awful, nasty gloppy stuff. Once more with feeling ————-> ALBOLENE! <————— :blue: if you want smooth strokes.

Yeah I was in Shopper’s Drug Mart today and couldn’t find any albolene. I wonder if it’s just a US product?

Do Canadians have Wal-greens? If not I know you can order it from the albolene website. I haven’t bought any myself but I’m seriously thinking about testing it out just to see what’s all the fuss about.

I don’t think we have wal-greens actually. I’ll check in our other major drug store Pharma Plus.

Here’s a picture of what you are looking for, maybe that will help:

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Here is their website so you can read about it:

Maybe you don’t have it in your country.

Later today I will type up the ingredients so you can see if there is something comparable.

Better yet, the sex manual where I learned about it has a “Homemade Alternative”. I’ll dig that up and type up the recipe.

oh wow that would be awesome thanks so much. I just looked up on the second link you gave me and at the bottom it shows the retailers of albolene. None of those are in Canada but I would like to see this homemade solution you are talking about that would be great.

OK then:

Ingredients of Albolene:

mineral oil, petrolatum, paraffin, ceresin, beta carotene

“If Albolene isn’t available, one practical solution is to make your own lubricant. Use the following basic recipe:

20 tablespoons mineral oil
4 tablespoons melted paraffin
2 tablespoons melted petrolatum

Heat to boiling an inch of water in a large saucepan. Set petrolatum in its store container in the boiling water to melt and measure 2 tablespoons into a small saucepan. Melt chunks of paraffin in a second small saucepan or bowl set in the boiling water and measure into the saucepan that contains the measured petrolatum. Set the saucepan with the paraffin/petrolatum mixture into the boiling water and add the mineral oil. Stir to thoroughly mix. While liquid, pour mixture into decorative container. Container should have a lid. Allow to cool.

You can scent and flavor this lubricant by adding flavoring oils while it’s still liquid. Almond, coconut, lemon, banana, and vanilla are possible flavorings. Be sure the flavoring you use is an oil, not an extract. Two or three drops are enough. Adding oil of cloves produces a slight warming effect that some people enjoy.”

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Here is a summary of what they say about albolene. Their clients say it is the most sensuous long lasting lube available. In contact with skin, it melts to the consistency of natural sexual lubrication, but lasts longer. Completely tasteless for those times when you proceed from manual to oral stimulation. Even people who are hesitant about using lube find that the experience of using it changes doubts into appreciation.

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What about WD-40 or motor oil?

joking :)

I use baby oil, seems to do a good job.

Wow thanks I might even give that recipe a go, forget running out of KY Jelly and forking over more money. Yes I know I sound cheap but thats what you get when you don’t have a job yet out of school!

I originally used KY but I found that it needs to be re-applied too often and ends up being really sticky after a while. I currently use Astroglide X and it works wonders. A few drops does the trick for ~5 minutes of jelqing.

I use the blood of my enemies.

Amazon.com has Albolene and does international shipping. Not sure if the shipping charges are steep, but in my opinion, it would be worth it! :)