Donations

Thanks for keeping the place running, guys.

So for you, choosing between forum subrscribtion or one-time donation are of no real consequence then?

Mm, I’m sure I’ve got some left. They weigh about 10lb and cost at least £50,000 in the shops. I could let you have one for let’s say £200 (more if you can afford it!). As soon as I get the money I’ll post it first class and write VERY VALUABLE CONTENTS on the package so it will be sure to reach you safe and sound.

Please don’t mention this to any of the other members or they will all want one! Oh and BTW if any of the shiny gold colour seems to rub off that is perfectly normal for a real gold bar!

For God’s sake check Tit’s luggage for the usual stuff - drain rods, pink thongs etc and get rid of it - we don’t want any embarassing scenes at the airport.

(Groan)

Oh Dear! I see Old Bouncing Bossy- Boots is Back Rue the day. I say; Rue the day.

Any of you guys want some old Baggage. Be at the airport when we land. Has to be on a first come first served basis. After that I’ll get rid of the luggage.

Is it just me or is this the first time T has had to ask for cash? I certainly don’t remember it happening before…well at least as long as Ive been here :D

It’s good to see the new guys helping to keep this place running.

I need to get my financial responsibilities under control, but I will eventually donate. Promise.

mgus,

The hit from Paypal is the same for a donation or a subscription.

Andy,

There have been quite a few times that I had to shake the trees. Especially in the old days. It is my least favorite part of keeping this place going.

Those are some pretty loyal ex-members to want to donate to a place that doesn’t want you anymore.

There’s another for ya T! Keep it up man! This place is awesome.

Thanks RTG. For the donation and the good words.

Please don’t be offended mbuc and it wasn’t because of anything you said :rolleyes: , but I’ve gone right off gold bricks now, tempting as your generous offer, undoubtedly is.

I’ve already thought of this and it isn’t going to be embarrassing at all, well not for us it isn’t :leftie: . The arrangements concerning Titters are a stroke of genius, even if I say so myself, the idea being that he attaches the drain rods to his :whatever: , by means of his new AutoExtender thingy and no, before you ask, I haven’t worked out how exactly as yet, but I will. Then he swings the whole thing to the vertical position :morose: ! I’m forgetting something here, what to do with that pink thong!

:-k Let me see now, as before, but after first tying said previous article of attire, to the protruding end of the rods. Are you following this btw? Think remote control model car with a pennant on the end of the aerial and you have the general picture and to add further to the disguise and as an aid to anonymity, I thought he might wear a pair of shades, suggestive of tinted windows. Roller blades would be perfect as well. There is just no way the National Security guys at the airport will twig that our Tit is in there somewhere, but we’ll run on ahead just in case. Of course the alternative is we simply pass him off as our exotic pet, an under-the-weather, under-feathered, no practically baldy, pink flamingo.

I can guess you’re speechless mbuc, but I can always be relied on, as you know, to think of something out of the ordinary. Actually sometimes I even manage to amaze myself!

Here’s to me :gulp:

You trying to say something Tit? :smack:

:-Y He will accept payment for services offered in gold bricks btw and he even gives change, but usually this is by way of an IOU. Whole forests have been felled! :whatever:

The mind boggles as to what this could possibly mean!

(Groan)

Mark it on your calendars….4-29-2005 —-Roussie did not have a “drinking smilie” anywhere in his post!

No Guinness over here! :cya: No Guinness over there?

I know :littleguy

About 13 days for XLmagnum