Good to Godlike

Hi Chaps,

I thought I’d say hello and make a real effort here to introduce myself.

I came across Thunders about two years ago, and tried Jelqing for about a month on and off not really giving too much dedication. I claim to this day an improvement of girth but I’ve no figures.

Now I’m back! I started properly with PE about 2 weeks ago and this time I’m ready to dedicate and really see if it works for me.

My initial measurements are 7.85” bone pressed length and 5.5” middle girth. (7.2” length touching skin only - which is what I personally see as the TRUE measurement - I’m not having any of this squeezing an extra half inch out by pressing it against the bone rubbish! It’s not going to work like that in a vagina! Sorry!).. Not bad huh? It’s a good sized one I know, I’m already hurting my girlfriend after vigorous sex and even with lube she sometimes needs to recover for a day. I’m also told by many of the girls I’ve been with it’s one of the nicest looking penis’ they have ever seen and have successfully converted 3 girls from non-blowers into full time blow-job lovers.

I obviously don’t NEED to be here, but that said, I would LOVE to hit the 8 inch mark as a personal goal. They say 7 and beyond is great.. But 8” plus is officially classifies as “giant”. My g/fs ex was apparently a total freak in the downstairs department (so I’m told.. I’m always dubious as it seems every penis she sees she thinks is huge but anyway.) and as such there is that natural competitive side of me that simply cannot let it go!

Obviously with 5.5 girth already, anal is a tough one with me and my g/f - it’s something we are both dying to try but so far it just won’t fit - thus, I’m mainly here for length. From what I read it’s best with clampers and weights and “ULI” if I’m correct? So far I’m just down with a 2 days on, 1 days off jelq, kegel and ULI base clamp program. I get the old red spots syndrome but nothing I’m too worried about.

Is it me or is the deal with PE much like going to the gym and lifting weights? Slightly shredding muscle fibres, increasing blood flow and then letting yourself recover and building back on top to make yourself bigger and strong than before.. Your body constantly adapting to the conditions you put it through? Am I on the right lines there?

I’ll keep you all updated as to how I go - part of the reason I’m post here is simply this way I’ll force myself to keep up with it.

I have some before pics.. Waiting another 2 weeks before I make my first measurements, some new pics - fingers crossed we’ll see a difference.

Any hints, tips etc feel free to share.

All the best.

Minty.

Your registration date is Oct ‘07 - so 5 years ago.

You are mostly after length, but your routine as listed is mostly a girth routine - try the Linear Newbie routine listed here: Important Newbie Threads/Info or try this firegoat - Length Gains

The process is really nothing like going to the gym.

Best of luck with the gains. :)

Apart from sounding a bit self-delighted, you do not know what you are doing at all.

Sounds like you need to grab your dick and pull it.

That right there is funny.

Just a gentle reminder that personal attacks are not permitted here.

I apologise if I come across as slightly arrogant and have upset you or made you jealous in some way, that was not my intention - I’m here to contribute, and having a nice unit already and being delighted and happy with it (which I am!) is something to share and aimed to give inspiration to others here who might be aiming for similar. Clearly I have hurt you, I am sorry. :’(((((((

(2007 btw? Jesus.. How time flies.. But yea, that’s right!)

So you’re bragging about a natural big dick to inspire others while at the same time you assume you’re “hurting” people and making them very “jealous”.

It doesn’t sound like your expectations or your motivation are in the right ballpark to be successful with PE..

PE’s not really one of those “I heard about it two years ago and did some a few days a few months ago, I’m gonna go measure now” kinda thing…

Also, no one “needs” to be here. We’re here with purpose, motivation and a desire to work to achieve our goals, regardless of where we’re starting from. If you have your goals set, then you need to stick to a routine and do it correctly, diligently, and consistently, and you can do it. I would say if this is something you’re really ready to do, take 3 months, read all you can here, do the newbie routine, and see where you’re at in 3 months.