Just got caught by my parents

So after my mum and i finished lunch my dad came from worked and asked my mum if she had talked about “that” to me, she said no do it yourself. They found some PE stuff in my background, dont know if it was TP. They have seen me putting a rice sock in my crotch and also spend 1 h in the bathroom.

My family is kinda traditional but also openminded, not so much my dad tho, but he likes travelling. I dont think they saw TP as everything I mainly write is in English. But my username is my name LOL I am a dumbass.

Anyways it was so awkward and I tried to think what they might have seen…. I decided to tell them that I have been doing this for a while and it all started with a bad sexual experience where I didnt get hard. Then I found out about jelqing and i saw it was super good for EQ and it helped you for the second quickie a lot. Then I discovered that what they said was true, that it enlarged your penis. I told my dad that I can explain him how to do it and I think he is interested. My mum then said: omg… your sister 1 h in ine bath room you the smae in the other one and now your Dad will have to make another bathroom…. I didn’t tell them about stretches, extender, hangers, pumps… I just told them that jelqing was so good for EQ and it can increase the size for some men. Which is true right?

I feel so good they know it actually, still weird to me tho…. I live with them and I think the less taboos the better.

I have ordered several PE devices now, I might introduce them the extender. I am having a hard time to increase my BPFSL and an extender together with stretches and some jelq might work right? Notice it has been 3 months I stretch 1 h a day for 6 days a week and I havent gained at all….. perhaps better taking a decon break?

Anybody out there hiding PE to his girlfriend, I don’t see why you do it, if you are with her is bcuz she is so special for you right? And she will understand your eagerness and concernes, talk about it. Come on!! If you are with any girl that agreed to go out with you and are afraid you will loose her secual benefits or affection then I would think about it. But if she is your love, do not hesitate.

You said your dad expressed interest in jelqing while the family was crowded around? LOL. And good, maybe now you can do some hardcore PE. I’ll be with you on that.

I don’t think you should be showing them any details like the equipment you are buying. For them to know your general intentions is one thing, but the details are quite another. Keep it as private as you can, these are your parents for Christ’s sake.

Yeah keep light on the details, your parents do not need to see your extender etc.

As for guys here who don’t tell their girlfriends about PE, it is a personal decision and honestly I see some pretty good reasons;

1) It is highly likely your girlfriend will be your ex-girlfriend at some point. You will date many girls over the next few years.

And I can easily see this scenario happening:

2) If you dumped her, she may feel very angry and vindictive. It is very likely she will say some pretty bad shit about you to her friends etc. She will use any ammunition she has.

3) Next thing you know, a whole lot of girls will hear that you have a “tiny dick” (even if you don’t), and that you are insane/delusional enough to play with it all day thinking it will get bigger.

A solid marriage is a whole different thing.

That sentence was funny as shit . He was talking about his privates for Christ’s sake’s. :)

It actually seems that it turned out quite well, but I agree with the others when they recommend you keep the details to yourself :)

Of course I will not show my pump or the Bibhanger, but I can show the extender and the old Phallosan that works as an ADS, why not? it’d be so much easier for me to wear it at home. I still dont know how bulky the vacextender is….

what happens with “they are your parents for God sake”. Your parents are the only ones that you know 100% they will not tell anybody and make fun of you and hurt you.

I never had a girlfriend but if i ever have, she’ll be so good and sweet that she’d never ever try to hurt or mock me. Even if we split up. I wouldn’t date crazy bitches. But you are right guys, better be discreet in general.

I don’t get why should I hide the extender and light stuff tho…

For now my dad has made another easy joke…. I am not feeling as awkward as i thought it’d be.

thank you guys!!!

as I say, I don’t know why hiding the extender?
I tell my parents I smoke weed once in a while and stuff like that. I think hiding things is bad. I know hanging looks crazy, but a regular extender?

Man the mom complaining about hour long bathroom time made me lol and get flashbacks, that’s what my family complained about. Thinking back on it, they all thought I was jerkin it in there, I don’t know which one would be worse. You should keep the deets to yourself as far as the exercises go, If your dad is interested just point him to the newbie routine and leave it be. Also tell him to be careful and not get overzealous. Its good that you are being honest, I think one day this stuff might not be so taboo as it is now. Personally only tell your girlfriend if she gets curious, and yall have been together for a while.

Also sounds like you are done with the newbie routine, step it up.. Within reason. Also be careful about time restrictions, this stuff can start taking up large chunks of time if you aren’t careful.

I must admit I was speaking for myself and the relationship I had with my parents.

You obviously have a different relationship then I did. Sounds like your Dad might get a kick out of knowing more about your project. You are the best one to know what to share.

I better just share what they discover I think… we will see. I am so far discourage anyways… not gaining putting so much time and effort is hard…

we are getting out of the topic, but could you post a link or explain your gains and routines. I am stretching 1h a day in 30, 10 and 20 min sessions and I am not gaining. it’s been like this for 3 months….

Glad I don’t live with my parents but it’s cool it went well

beginning PE so early has its advantadges and disadvantadges :) like anything in life

This is AWESOME, congrats man! I want to be able to talk to my son openly and honestly about everything in life, PE being one topic. I’m glad to hear you had the courage and that your family was openminded enough to not judge, but that it seems like your dad is interested. Great story!