Newbie Routine Is Dog Shit

I just like to get people fired up.

Very irresponsible.

Initially we do not know how our penis reacts to the exercises and this routine plays an important role in this question.

Do not underestimate the beginner’s routine.

Fired up is pretty stupid. Cuz impressionable minds who do not know PE well will start looking for miracle systems when they don’t know how any of it works.

I had someone contact me the other day asking about me building a high pressure pump system who had never pumped before and it’s like “you got to crawl before you walk” and I had to make clear I can’t help there till he has the conditioning and experience.

Skip the Newbie Routine. Rush into devices and blow a few thousand dollars. Then, when you’re injured and still gain-free it’ll seem 10x worse.

Bad advice dude. Not a good look.

I am so glad I was never a newbie routine. They’re always hated, especially by guys who didn’t get gains yesterday. Forget about the conditioning needed to not get hurt. If I was a newbie routine I’d probably be in therapy right now.

On the one hand, I kind of get the sentiment. On the other, I disagree completely. Pushing too hard, trying for too much weight, or any other assortment of shit, will most likely only result in injury.

However, according to my own reading, PE works best, during long periods of time, kept under low tension. The basics of the Newbie Routine, in my eyes, are best for health and improving EQ. You might experience some gains with it, but the main purposes of it are conditioning and health. Which are very important for what we are doing. If you aren’t operating at 100%, gains will likely be harder to notice, and injury becomes more likely.

Well at least I agree that the newbie routine is bullshit, just like any routine. No matter how many recommend it, are mods and gained a lot, and what the routine would be like : one must be naive to believe that it’s good for everyone. Just like people outside of our microcosm parrot that PE doesn’t work, they parrot inside that XXX routine is the holy way, without any proper backing. Just because those outside are wrong doesn’t mean those inside are wise.

So it’s up to YOU to be wise and find what works at a given time, because everything works, every exercise, but not on anyone at any time for any arbitrary duration. How many of X? what grip, what angle? Today? Tomorrow? You figure that out. But nobody here will want to take responsibility for your injuries so don’t expect people, especially those who make a business out of PE, run a website, to suggest newbies to try everything. And that’s why the newbie routine is so light and generic. It’s the same reason why urologists don’t want PE to be popular.

This nutshell is the best statement. Suggesting newbies try everything is several nightmares for many reasons. A starting point for them to learn preferences and conditioning is where I think any Newbie Routine has something to offer.

Pretty sure Thunder and crew ain’t in the same boat with urologists…just saying.

There it is guys. A million years of evolution undone in just a few years. Fuck this site, I’m out! =D

Well I think ballooning should be included in the newb routine. Even with an average dick you can make your girl/so cum by staying hard and not ejaculating. Ballooning takes care of that.

I am not an old member in this forum but still i have read tons of threads about guys who want to start hanging, clamping, pumping etc, in the first 2-3 months. Later the same guys start new threads complaining for their small gains, they describe how unlucky they are and ask why they dont gain.

I remember a guy not a long time ago, who said that PE is dangerous and he injured himself because he tried Ulis as a newbie routine.

I didnt start with the newbie routine but at first i was scared to stretch more than 5 mins and my stretches were very light. It took me 2 months to start pull with middle force.

The newbie routine is a smart way to take advantage of the newbie gains as much as you can without “toughen” your tissues. Its also a way to prevent dumb newbies injure themselves or screw up their gain potential.

If it’s dog shit then that it means I have been lucky gaining most of my gains through the dog shit aka the newbie routine.😃😂😎

People who don’t do newbie routine and can’t gain just do it wrong. What can go wrong? They can ignore heating. They can ignore stretching. They can ignore kegels. And they can just do it with wrong intensity. Every step is vital. Screw up any of those and you probably won’t see gains at all.

Indeed, but there are similarities in how neither, which is understandable, want to support risky advices. And the newbie routine is rather dishonest in its own pro-PE way. That being said, those who want easy no-brainer solutions aren’t ready for taking it seriously so they’re dishonest with themselves in the first place and in that regard, the newbie routine is a good anti-malware for Thunder…

Why would anyone want to support risk?