Newbie Routine Is Dog Shit

So im sure ill take hell for this but i think the newbie routine is crap. If your starting PE for the first time, what does everyone say? Start with the newbie routine, well what if your a hard gainer. My 2 cents is just heat the fuck out of your dick and jelq for 5 mins a day for 2 weeks them increase and start stretching, and kegal while jelqing, then start with pumping or extending then clamping then if you want try other crazy stretches. But i think the newbie was a good idea years ago but times have changed and peoples dicks are not the same. Now i get alot of you had success but i also read that alot dont. As my boy titelist says, jelq by jelq click by click and pump by pump. Start the blow back lol

Okay so I’ll give you some blowback; didn’t Tom Brady suck the other day?

Newbies, please don’t follow this advice. Only move on from the newbie routine after gains cease or you are sufficiently conditioned for other PE modalities.

😂

Lol, why don’t you tell us how you really feel!

“But i think the newbie was a good idea years ago but times have changed and peoples dicks are not the same. Now i get alot of you had success but i also read that alot dont. As my boy titelist says, jelq by jelq click by click and pump by pump. Start the blow back lol”

I really don’t know what to say sometimes. You can’t be serious? Your just looking to stir shit up?

Speaking of dog shit; do your feed your dog raw meat or from a can? ( sorry but I just had too)

You know what jimmy as a mod I’m supposed to give you hard time but that was classic!

Not only classic but within the rules!!! LMAO!

I think this was aimed at me, not sure.

Unfortunately it went over my head, lol, I guess it’s not as funny if it needs to be explained?

Good stuff either way, I’m all about the jokes!

It wasn’t even aimed; just foolin around. You guys actually think I can aim?

Newbie routine is very well done when people can properly follow that.

I’m sure you got some aim!

Mine too :-k

I’ve said this before, the Newbie routine is a good routine for new comers to get safely acquainted with PE. Even still there are some risks.

And as I have said before, it’s one thing to be reckless with my own cock, but quite another when it comes to someone else’s cock.

Also some cocks are tougher than others. If someone is experiencing challenges during the newbie routine they may learn that they need to go more slowly or not at all when compared to another cock.

I would hate for someone that has a condition of some sort to go straight into pumping or hanging only to cause a serious injury.

So I tend to recommend start with newbie and get acquainted, after all, PE is not a Wam bam thank you mam thing, it’s a marathon.

At the end of the day if someone wants to skip the newbie routine, well that’s their decision. Hopefully it works out and they make big gains.

Lol, “dog shit” might be a little harsh, but I like the enthusiasm!