Strange ADS idea: glue

OK, I realize this is a strange idea. Image that you had a full on erection and then covered your erection with super glue. Then you put a pre-made custom cast over your penis covering everything but a small area over your urethral opening. The super glue sticks to the cast and when your erection dies down, you have an all day stretch that keeps your penis not only extended but with all the girth of an erection.

I certainly wouldn’t want to try it, but I was just thinking about how technological barriers limit what is possible with an all day stretch. I have no idea what would happen if someone carried out this idea: how uncomfortable, if your penis could actually become flaccid, skin itching, blood flow possible, etc.. But it would be amazing if there was some safe way to keep your penis extended in the shape of an erection. If you could even slowly increase the shape of this cast, slightly larger than your erection, that would be neat. I guess we just have to wait until technology catches up. Unless someone wants to try my superglue/cast idea. Anyone feeling a little adventurous?

Well, I guess it’s better than letting wasps sting it

I think you should get out of the good idea business.

Well what do you thing WOULD happen? You think it would be inevitably a disaster? If there was no restriction of blood flow, wouldn’t this make an ideal ADS? You could just wear this penis cast for a few weeks until your skin regrows enough and take it off.

How does ripping ones penis off or doing serious damage when the said cast that has said penis glued to it is removed.

Gprent is right, you should seriously consider getting out of the good idea business. Rule of thumb, never suggest anyone do something you yourself are not willing to do.

I think you would end up calling 911, taking a trip to the emergency room and on your local news looking rather foolish.

I’m not really suggesting that anyone try this, I’m just thinking about how the ADS cannot really keep the penis stretched the right way. If there was some way to grasp the penis skin from all sides, and stretch it in a natural way, don’t you think it would be better? There are technical complications yes - it’s not currently feasible.

You can say that again.

Some of you people come up with very crazy ideas when there are so many others that work.

This is the only cock you get, Penonips. Treasure it.

Ever heard of pumping?

That forces the penis to maintain a greater volume than a normal erection.

Yes, I’ve heard of pumping, but it’s not possible to pump the whole day.

Beyond the glue adherence problem, there is the main issue: you would only stretch the skin! Extenders should have a grip to stretch the tunica and indirectly the ligaments. Otherwise your invention could be called “Turkeynecker”! :)

Superglue.

Wow.

That would be unimaginable pain.

:eek2:

I think it beats the wasps.

I think the Darwin Awards need to be notified.

Kids: Don’t do drugs!

The great ideas you have on them usually seem ******* stupid when you come down.

That’s what I was trying to remember yesterday! Oh well, just another senior moment. :)