The answer is because the middle of the road society is as dull as dish water and it drives me insane. Name anything where magic happens in the middle of the road. The only thing I can think of (and please don’t try this at home kids) is literally lying in the middle of the road for the adrenaline rush. If any cutting age stuff happens it is usually far away from the barely sentient mainstream as 99% of society have been taught since birth to conform, not to think for themselves critically and just accept their lot. 9-5, wash, rinse and repeat until you are dead. Think about it, society as we know it runs on the vast majority of people having major problems as that is what keeps the cogs grinding in the capitalist pretty hate machine.
Trust me, if having a big cock caused major problems and by that I mean life or death problems, Penis Enhancement would be discussed on every street corner. But, apart from being able to insert a big dong fully into your chosen orifices, PE doesn’t cause problems where key players can make even more obscene amounts of cash, as you don’t need anything to get 3 inches more on your pecker, other than time, dedication, perseverance, patience, a hand and arm and some coconut butter. All those things are free, well the coconut butter is a few dollars but that’s hardly going to make Jeff Bezos take note.
I feel bitter as 99.9% of the time I usually can see through the naysayer bullshit, but I’ll admit they had me on the “There’s no way you can increase the size of your penis” crap. Well, at the ripe old age of 52 , and going by a site that shows scientic penis size measurements on a bell curve of: 5% of men are extra small; 20% are small; 50% are average; 20% are large and 5% are lucky b***tards, I’ve gone from a small flaccid of 3 inch bone pressed to 4.5 inch flaccid bone pressed in just under 4 weeks taking me to the large flaccid top 25% of men!
I’ve never done any PE before in my life, I’ve had a painful wart reappear on my cock (maybe because jelqing even stimulates viral growth as well as cellular activity and renewal, who knows) which as seriously impeded my ‘milking’ pressure, and the gadgets (which I won’t name as I don’t want a would be PE recruit reading this and coming to the conclusion I have a monetary incentive) were a complete mystery to me and I’ve had to adapt to the pressure they exert. So you could say I’ve just finished dick boot camp and I’ve already added 50% to my at ease soldier. My penis has just been accepted for the SAS which is where the real fun begins. So, yes, as far as I’m concerned penis extension is a validated fact, and considering there’s nothing special about me, just a regular dude, I can without any hesitation say that not only does Penis Enhancement work, but it has the potential to make you feel like you’ve entered some weird alternate reality which is exactly the same but you have (a relative to the old dimension you) a big ol’ tallywhacker.
So, to conclude, penis enhancement DOES increase overall volume of your penis, in fact, to a smile inducing degree and the naysayers can be sent packing with their heads held low. And, to bring this full circle, PE is not more mainstream as it solves problems (feeling inadequate in my case, less of a man, etc.) freely or modestly and the key players in our capitalist it’s so bleak I want to hang myself world can’t make a snowball hurtling down a never ending hill obscene amount of cash from your bigger cock endeavour. Consequently, the societal gods, won’t instruct their automatonic minions to grow bigger penises in a truthful scientifically and bullshit free manner as they may just start feeling optimistic about themselves, realise modern society is as fake as the wizard of Oz and spend less cash as they realise that the happiest people on this rock are probably some obscure tribe in a country with no resources, hence unraped by western ‘civilization’, that have been tying rocks to their dicks since birth and can fuck any of the always naked tribal women with their maxed out schlongs.
The future is bright, the future is BDE (Big Dick Energy).
21st Dec 2020: BP flaccid 3 inch, stretched BP flaccid 5.75 inch
21st Jan 2021: BP flaccid 4.5 inch, stretched bone pressed 6.3 inch